Imagine Emmett trying to disco dance to 'The Bad Touch' by The Bloodhound Gang. It's frickin' hilarious! Rofl. Or maybe Edward. I started laughing so hard in the middle of class and almost got a detention. I had to share the mind image. Don't be upset that this isn't a story. I might make a story out of this.
Ha! Or maybe Carlisle karaoke-ing 'The Ballad of Chasey Lane' by The Bloodhound Gang.
If you don't know these songs then look them up but I have to warn that both songs are not for children. The Bloodhound Gang tends to be nasty in most (maybe all) of their songs.
Ages 14 and up.
I like to picture Edward singing their song 'I Hope You Die' to Bella. Priceless. I hate Bella.