Ninja Gym Class
"All right you maggots!" bellowed Anko. Everyone stood at attention. "Time for Physical Education classes! Today's activity is... Ninja Basketball! Boys versus girls! First one to five points wins." The students cheered, as a sport game like that was always an enjoyable experience. They got into position and blew the whistle, Kakashi throwing the ball into the air. Naruto slammed it and began to dribble toward the left-hand basket. Sakura easily intercepted him, stole the ball, poofed above the basket, and shot the ball into the hoop like a kunai.
Sasuke grabbed the ball and gave Neji a quick no look pass. Neji held the ball as Tenten desperately attempted to wrestle it from him. He passed it to Shikamaru figuring he would know what to do. Shika quickly looked around finding the perfect strategy. He formed the nezumi handseal and fired his shadow at ino, who in turn, stood motionless, allowing him to score a long-distance basket.
Gaara took the ball into his sand and was about to throw it back into the hoop when... POP! The ball burst in the sand.
"Gaara you baka!" Temari said angrily. She was ready to wave her fan to score, but Mr. Sandman accidentally ruined that plan by crushing the poor ball.
"Sowwy," he replied sarcastically. "I'll try and be more gentle next time."
"You better." Kankuro threatened.
Asuma sighed. "Bring in another ball Hayate." (rest his soul)
Gekkou Hayate coughed loudly, then ent into the rec room and put the ball on his katana. Then he flung the already deflated ball into the room.
"Can we get someone less retarded to fetch the ball next time?" Genma teased.
"Well, -cough cough- I saw all the kids doing cool tricks so I wanted to do one myself." Hayate said in a self-pitying voice.
"I'll get it." Zabuza sighed. (also rest his soul)
"Yay! Go Zabu-Kun!" Haku smiled. (rest his soul too)
"Hey, why are you on the boy's side Haku?" Kiba joked. Akamaru rolled off his head laughing. The rest of the boys busted out laughing aside from Rai.
"Ho ho ho boys and girls!" Chouji chuckled.
"Shouldn't you be on the dumbass fatty side?" Shino said.
Chouji was pissed, but everyone continued to laugh.
Hinata blushed and walked over to Naruto. "Um... um... N-Naruto-Kun? I wanted to say that I... I... I r-really l-l-l..." The Hyuuga was about to say "I really like you Naruto-Kun." quite boldly, but she was interrupted by a rough, hard, orange sphere slamming her in the side of her head. She fell over entirely stunned, her eyes were big chibi circles, her face entirely as red as a cooked lobster, and she was foaming at the mouth. Naruto quickly wnet to her aid.
"Oops. Did I ruin a moment?" the recently returned Zabuza said innocently.