Ash: Ello mates. I'm back to writing, so hooray for that.

This fic is based on the poem "Inchcape Rock" by Robert Southney.

Anyways, I don't own the poem.

No stir in the air, no stir in the sea,

The ship was still as she could be;

Her sails from heaven received no motion;

Her keel was steady in the ocean.

Sasori POV

The red head tapped his hard leather boot against the wooden deck, the worn insides moulding perfectly to his foot. He adjusted his tricorn pirate hat, his crimson hair shifting under the brim. He shut the door to the Captain's cabin behind him, glazed chocolate brown eyes staring out at the calm sea.

The waves only gently touched the keel, the majestic Akatsuki floating in position. The vast expanse of the blue cloudless sky seemed to mirror that of the still Scottish waters, the sun on high, bathing down on the shimmering water with its strong heat, beating the sailors to a sweat.

Sasori felt the back of his neck prickle with the heat and droplets of sweat forming beneath the collar of his leather long-cloak. Despite the scorching heat, the captain did have to wear his signature style clothes, no matter what the weather.

Clad in baggy trousers secured in knee high boots, a loose shirt tucked in tightly and affixed by various sturdy belts and his tan long-coat stretched tautly over his torso; not missing the single red feathered hat, his keen blade and pistols hanging from his waist, Sasori looked as much of a pirate as he really was.

A leering smile formed upon his lips as he went ahead to check on his crew.

Without either sign or sound of the shock,

The waves flow'd over the Inchcape Rock.

So little they rose, so little they fell,

They did not move the Inchcape Bell.

The good old Abbot of Aberbrothok

Had placed that bell on the Inchcape Rock;

On a buoy on in the storm it floated and swung,

And over the waves its warning rung.

When the Rock was hid by the surge's swell,

The Mariners heard the warning Bell;

And then they knew the perilous Rock,

And blest the Abbot of Aberbrothok.

About eleven miles off the east coast of Scotland, a mass of grey could be seen, with a little outcropping on the top. It was indeed a sandstone reef, infamous for its perilous nature. Yes, it had its own history as well.

A variety of ships, whether it be that of pirates, merchants or those of the Royal Navy, all were subjected to this very rock's harsh surface. Deceptive in nature, it hid behind the surge's swell, when the tide was high. Due to this, the Mariners who sailed their ships were unable to see the rock clearly. And when they came too close, the rock would strike their hulls, bringing about the death of many.

Sailors were afraid to set sail. The Royal Navy hesitated, knowing the outcome of their ventures. Trade was dropping in the town of Arbroath, also known as Aberbrothok. It was as if the Inchcape Rock was guarding Arbroath, like a dragon guarding its gold.

And then a miracle came. The Abbot of the Aberbrothok Church took it upon himself to save the future victims of the Inchcape Rock. He decided he would be the one to save the name of his hometown.

Kakashi Hatake was determined to save the people's lives, no matter what.

Three years ago

Kakashi POV

"FATHER KAKASHI, DON'T LEAVE US!" Naruto wailed, clutching at the older man's white cloak. Usually, this kind of behaviour from a priest was extremely inappropriate but Naruto was an exception. He was Emperor Minato's son after all.

Now Naruto's case was rather unusual. When the blonde was but a boy, he didn't believe in the existence of God. As he grew older, he came to resent the idea of a God much in his early teens, when he was made fun of and never accepted into society as per his royal status. But just as quick, Naruto had once met another his age while walking through the Marketplace.

Sasuke Uchiha was a boy of not many words, excelling as a prodigy and very serious looking. The people of the village admired him for his dignity and confidence and his success at such a young age. But none would approach him, for he had the demeanor of one that did not like being spoken to and thought highly of himself, as if they weren't worth his time.

When Naruto first lay eyes on Sasuke, he saw in them the same loneliness he felt. And when Naruto was subjected to the look of superiority from Sasuke he was utterly confused, for it should be the other way around of course. He was royalty. He was the one to be looked up to.

And yet, Naruto felt in that look a sense of comfort, like he finally wasn't the one in the spotlight anymore. And being used to the spotlight, in some twisted sense, he felt at ease when being looked down upon for a change.

And then Naruto was determined. Naruto was determined to not feel lonely anymore for he had found someone in the same state as he. And to rescue both of them from the pits of loneliness had become his goal, for he understood in one look, not a word spoken; that he would follow this odd individual to the ends of the Earth, this unique person so very different from the others.

But Sasuke had his own secrets, and was reluctant to share them. But being as stubborn and persuasive as Naruto was, he succeeded in luring Sasuke into being his friend. And for the first time in forever, Sasuke found someone he could call his equal. Not that he'd ever admit it no, the dobe was still nothing but a tailing idiot to him….. in the outward appearance.

So when Sasuke revealed to his new friend, their connection already deep, that soon he would be leaving to live in the church due to family bonds, Naruto was devastated. He wasn't ready to leave Sasuke though, as aforementioned and would do anything to stay with his best friend. Even if it meant living in the same house that housed the one he was most angry upon, 'God'.

When the day finally came for Sasuke's admission into the clergy, the priests happily agreed, immediately putting the young teen under the apprenticeship of the Abbot. Kakashi Hatake. The next day Naruto arrived, begging the priests to allow him admittance into the clergy as well. The priests were reluctant and tried denying, but when seeing the son of the Emperor fall to his knees and beg, Sasuke as well as the rest of the clergymen were nonetheless, moved.

As the years passed and the two friends grew closer, Naruto calmed down, accepting the world as it was. The spirituality affecting him, he decided to look upon the brighter things in life. And thus came forth his childish and sensitive nature, as if he was nothing but a seven year old youth again.

Sasuke on the other hand had matured into the heartthrob of the town. Each girl was so hypnotized by his composed and unattainable demeanor; they practically fell at his feet as he glided through the streets followed by his stumbling blonde haired accomplice.

As Naruto clutched Kakashi's cloak, his own red and white garb pooling down around him on the port's gravel, Sasuke lifted his hand with a flaunt of his fluttering black priest robe and smacked the blonde straight up on the head. "Baka, you're getting your robes soiled." He voiced softly, his steep eyebrows arching together, a frown upon his lips. Even that violent action looked as regal as that of a king.

"Ah teme! That hurt, ya know!?" Naruto shot up, rubbing his scalp and glaring furiously at his friend; well, frenemy. The two had grown into a competitive friend-enemy relationship during their stay at the Kirk.

Sasuke just rolled his eyes and moved his emotionless gaze to the Abbot, who undoubtedly had a wide and amused smile hidden behind the mask that covered most of his features. Only the top of his face that included his eyes could be seen and they crinkled close in delight as he saw his two young students bicker playfully.

"Naruto, Sasuke." He spoke in his relaxed voice, resting a hand on the hair of the more joyous of the two and ruffling the tufts of bright blonde hair. "Take care of the Kirk while I'm gone. Aberbrothok needs some saving to do." Before Naruto could open his mouth and speak something else, the boatman behind them called out; "The boat and the Bell be ready Father! Ye may set sail when needs be."

"Aye." Kakashi replied, turning towards the rather large canoe with a cloth-wrapped metal bell tied with rope to it. "Well, I'll be taking my leave now, Naruto, Sasuke." He looked back at his two pupils. Naruto sniffed dramatically and Sasuke gave a curt nod as the Abbot turned away with a flurry of his cloak, stepping over the gravel into the wooden interior of the canoe.

A few weeks later

Neji POV

"Man the sails! Stay windward!" The captain of a ship of the Royal Navy bellowed from his position on the abaft, his foot planted firmly against the slippery wet wood. The wind howled around them, the rain pelting down mercilessly in sheets from the inky purple depths of the sky. There were no shimmering stars up on high, just a blanket of darkness that made even the grandest of ships look like nothing more than a little smudge which nature could flick off with just a twitch of its finger.

The waves tossed the ship around, floods of sea water drenching the sailors from time to time. Neji, the young mariner on board paused in his duty of rigging a few ropes to get his feet under him and not stumble about. "Young lad, get to work on the water draining!" A sailor on board came and took his place, fumbling with the knots. "Y-Yes sir!" Neji replied, heading towards the bow.

With the shouts of the captain along with the continuous heavy patter of the rain, there drifted another sound to Neji's ears. It seemed distant at first but became increasingly louder as the sound neared, Neji paused in throwing the bucket filled with sea water out into the deep blue when his light grey eyes that seemed to look like lavender, landed on a nearing smudge. He strained his sharp eyes and saw amidst the swelling waves, a swinging bell. His eyes widened as he recognized the mass of rock, hiding behind the rising waves; the bell hanging from a buoy and ringing warningly to and fro.

"Sir, its the Inchcape Bell!" He turned and shouted towards the aft where the Captain had noticed the bell too. "Head to starboard!" He shouted, the whole crew hustling about and handling things. The ship's wheel turned slowly and forcefully to the right and with all the force the mariners onboard put in, they were able to steer enough to avoid the rock.

As the rock passed by them, the ringing of the bell was deafening and Neji couldn't help but halt and stare in awe as they nearly crashed into the humungous rock that loomed over them like a shadow.

A few hours later, the storm started to clear, the rain losing its ferocity. The sun peaked from behind the sweep of purple as if there were tears and rips in the fragment of darkness draped over the earth. Neji's arms, sore from hauling buckets of water over the side, fell at his sides as he took a moment to appreciate the beauty of the scene.

Dawn's light filtered through in elongated rays, shining around in patches over the calming waves. In the distance, he saw the Inchcape Rock and realized just how indebted he was to the man who put up the bell, the current Abbot of Aberbrothok. Indirectly, Kakashi Hatake had just saved his life and now because of him, Neji would be able to live awhile longer.

A shudder passed through him as he imagined what would have happened if there was no bell. They would have crashed into the rock and sunk for sure. Then Tenten, his lovely maiden back on land in Arbroath may never be able to lay her wonderful chocolate brown eyes upon him again.

The thought left his throat dry. Silently sending a prayer of gratitude and blessings to the Abbot, he turned away from the Inchcape Rock, setting his eyes upon the horizon where the shores of Aberbrothok would be seen. "God bless, the Abbot of Aberbrothok." He muttered under his breath.

I'm coming home, Tenten. He thought.

The sun in the heaven was shining gay,

All things were joyful on that day;

The sea-birds scream's as they wheel'd round,

And there was joyaunce in their sound.

Back to the present

Yahiko POV

"We're ready to sail for the Mediterranean, Red. I've done the checks." Yahiko- also known as Pain on the seas, announced as he stood straight beside Sasori, his fingers twirling with the ropes on the whip that was hung at his waist. Pain was notorious enough to have his own ship and in Sasori's eyes, was enough of a threat to take over the ship. In fact, Sasori was sure Pain would one day want to overtake the ship from him, but the time was not now or anywhere near the present.

After all, deceit was pretty common in piracy.

Sasori and Yahiko went way back together, starting from when they were nothing but mere youths scavenging the streets as both of them were orphaned. The two roughing it out, working harder than anyone ever did, mixing their blood, tears and sweat to create the names and reputation they now held. The brotherly bond they formed, made the younger ginger look up to his red headed peer. And Sasori's dream, being the most notorious and famous pirate out on the seas and the determination behind that goal, inspired Yahiko to help Sasori in achieving his dream, as a little brother would do.

And now they were successful in their dreams. From nothing but street brats thieving to survive, they had turned into young handsome men famous and feared throughout the whole northern hemisphere, as the legendary Red Rover and Pain; thieving because they had nothing much better to do.

Even though Pain could start his own crew with just a blink of his dark and stormy gray-blue eyes, he was extremely loyal when it came to Sasori. And therefore, he still worked under Sasori as his ship's Quartermaster. Sasori valued his friendship, even though he never had outwardly shown it. Pain knew that all he needed to do was ask, Red wouldn't even hesitate handing over the reins to him for awhile. But for the time being, he liked things the way they were.

On a better note, the weather was just perfect today. All they could do with was a little wind. The orange haired man scanned the checklist on the ratty clipboard once more out of habit, running a ringed thumb across his pierced lower lip thoughtfully.

Sasori's lazy and uninterested brown eyes spared him a glance then returned to looking out across the sea. "What about my men?" he asked with a tired sigh, as if he were doing all the hard work. "I could assemble them for a check if ya want." Pain replied in his deep voice, devoid of any emotion. The Rover gave a single nod, signalling an affirmative. Turning away from the bow he headed to the stern deck and called out in a bold shout. "Line up you scurvy dogs, assemble amidships! And I mean now!"

The few onboard the ship grumbled a nonsensical affirmative and lined up on the middle deck in a line. Sasori headed downstairs hands folded and clasped behind him nonchalantly as he marched along followed by the perforated Quartermaster. The crew in-mates feared Pain not only by his extremely daunting appearance, pierced on almost every free area of skin, but also by the strict rules imposed by him. But each member knew that even though Sasori looked much less intimidating than Pain, he was to be much much more feared.

Sasori's passed Hidan with a brief look. The white haired albino was seen to release a breath as they passed. Kakuzu remained in his statuette position, his huge bulking physique still as he stared forwards.

Zetsu stopped whisper-arguing with himself as Sasori paused in from of him and gave the captain his best creepy smile. Sasori was about to say something but thought better of it and continued. Zetsu was followed by Kisame, the best swordsman on board. Sasori passed the shark-like man without event.

Itachi, the weapons stocker, neatly dressed stood relaxed beside Kisame and met Sasori's gaze with a similar look of boredom. There was a pause as both men just stared at each other.

The joyful screams of the sea birds on this perfect sunny morning could be heard overhead as they twirled around in the sky. "Itachi Uchiha..." Sasori grinned, his eyes narrowing in smug contempt. "How's... your brother doin'?" To Pain, the birds didn't seem as joyful now. Everyone on board knew Itachi had a sensitive history and a touchy spot for his younger brother he had left behind. He regretted leaving his brother each day, but he'd rather live as a lame beggar in the ditches than stay at the church; as was his obligations to the family. So he had chosen the life of piracy instead, something he was utterly intrigued by.

Pain inwardly facepalmed and sighed. Sasori knew how to get on people nerves, alright. A vein pulsed in Itachi's neck as he bit back a remark. "Wouldn't know, Sir Red." He managed to bite out with a slight scowl. Sasori barked in laughter, "O' what a joyous day this is!" He exclaimed, outstretching his arms to his sides and laughing gleefully. His voice echoed along with the lapping of the water against the adrift ship and the sea gulls' calls.

He continued capering forwards, giving a leering, unnerving grin at Konan, the only female onboard. She was also their schematic; most of Sasori's work went to her due to his lazyness. If Sasori approved of her plans, it would be done. Pain felt his jaw tighten, Konan felt like a sibling to him, she was probably the only one who had the brains to understand him, other than Sasori and maybe Itachi. But Itachi seemed like someone who really was not interested as to what he had to say and Sasori couldn't care less, it wasn't in his nature to. He did not wish for Sasori to treat Konan badly.

Sasori, turned and stepped closer, a sneering, lecherous grin plastered to his face. "Well if it ain't our resident maiden, planning all our voyages." He stepped closer and closer, his face a mere inches away from hers. Konan arched her head back as much as she dared to, her lips slightly apart as she stared bravely into the eyes of the captain. "I've been watchin' you; and dare I say, I like what I see." His eyes half lidded, fell upon her lips as he bit his own tantalizingly. Pain's throat fell dry and he could do nothing but watch, for he knew that even he wouldn't be spared if he assailed the captain in the presence of his crewmen.

Konan didn't dare breathe, her eyes searching the captain's and then shooting towards Pain. Pain saw in them a mixture of alarm and concern, and... fear? But he knew he was the only one who could see these emotions hidden in her beautiful liquid amber irises. She looked back to the Rover, trying to interpret to him with her eyes that she did not wish for this to happen. Sasori froze, turning his gaze to the side, as to where she looked, his sly smirk still present. "I see." He muttered in his mellifluous tone with a slight snort, as if it were expected.

Sasori's smirk widened and he pulled back, straightening up his tall frame. The sharp canine of his perfect teeth peeked from under his curled back lips, his eye boring into Pain's with a mischievous glint. Pain's heart seemed to beat harshly against his ribcage as he swallowed and cleared his throat awkwardly.

Konan's head bent down, the unique strands of her ocean-blue hair shading her eyes as she let out an unnoticeable sigh. Pain blinked and continued behind the snickering red head as he passed Obito and came to the youngest member, Deidara.

Deidara gulped, clearly frightful of Red. Sweat poured down the side of the youth's brow, the long mass of blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, the rest cascading down his ratty striped shirt clothed back. Sasori's elegant eyebrows narrowed in confusion as he looked down upon the meagre adolescent.

Deidara stood stiff, his frame rigid. Sasori arched an eyebrow at Pain in question and gave him a look that inquired 'What in the world...?' Pain cleared his throat once more. "He has more stamina than most adults and his way with explosives proves to be... extra useful." At this Itachi might have smiled at the slightest.

Instantaneously, Red's leather gloved hand shot out and clutched the blonde's chin, pulling him closer harshly. Deidara stumbled forward, his cerulean eyes wide with fear as his jaw was clenched by the taller of the two, looking down upon him mercilessly. Deidara's heart crawled to his throat as he realized how close he was to the captain, the brink of Sasori's hat shadowed both of them from the blinding sun.

Another unpleasant grin broke out on the Rover's features, and Deidara's heart felt like it would spill out from his mouth. Deidara's hands fisted the sides of his shirt in fright. "You a guy or a girl, lad?" Sasori questioned, tilting his head to side a bit and sniggering bitterly and mockingly.

Deidara was at a loss for words. "I-I'm a- a b-boy, danna." He stuttered out, gulping furiously. Sasori chuckled releasing his grip on the boy and pushing him back slightly, turning towards the bow of the ship. Pain saw Deidara place a hand on his chest and release a shuddering breath of relief, Obito giving the blonde a reassuring smile.

Pain turned around and dismissed the company assembled before following Red to the prow. He gazed evenly at his childhood friend that seemed to chortle at the reactions he had caused among his men. He sighed inwardly. There was a reason as to why these particular men were aboard their ship, part of their crew.

And it was because Pain thought these were the only few capable of handling the Red Rover's dominion.

The buoy of the Inchcape Bell was seen

A darker speck on the ocean green;

Sir Ralph the Rover walk'd his deck,

And he fix'd his eye on the darker speck.

He felt the cheering power of spring,

It made his whistle, it made him sing;

His heart was mirthful to excess,

But the Rover's mirth was wickedness.

Sasori POV

Sasori's suppressed laughter faded away in a series of breathy chuckles and then close mouthed giggles. He felt his observant friend study his complacent self, as he leaned against the wooden rails, his chin resting atop his hand; supported by his elbow. He crossed his other leg behind the supporting one, relaxing as he watched the waves flow. The ship floated steadily forward, the crew beginning to sail.

"So, Konan eh?" He murmured, glancing sideways at Pain who took the liberty of standing beside him and looking out towards the sea. Pain coughed awkwardly and ran his hand across the sharp piercings below his lower lip, as was his habit when he was embarrassed or anxious. Of course, Sasori was sure that only he and maybe the bluette may know about this perk of his.

Sasori waved it off with a grunt. "They're certainly an odd bunch." He voiced his thoughts. "Odd and good enough to handle you." Pain replied in his dead voice. "Mind your words, mate." Red retorted, the same look of boredom coming across his face as earlier.

Suddenly, Sasori's posture perked up, his hand removing from under his chin. Pain looked over in question, seeing Sasori having the weird, mischievous smirk back up on his face. "Ain't that the Inchcape Bell?" he murmed in question and Pain found in those words an excited recklessness. "Yes." He heard Pain reply cautiously.

In Sasori's dull eyes lighted up a spark of vexatious malevolence as he recalled the way the Abbot was praised when he visited the village of Aberbrothok. The cursed Abbot! He was the one to be spoken of, not that old man that had placed up the bell. No, instead, nobody seemed to even recognize him, with the talks of the Abbot's good deeds spreading out like wildfire.

And yet, Sasori ended up whistling in low tones and humming in glee, laughing in a sinister manner as he concentrated his sight upon the rock. Because well, it was the perfect opportunity for him to perform the deeds that would put him back on top again. Make him the subject of speech all around once more; the notorious Red Rover and his pirate ship, The Akatsuki.

He would defame the Abbot of Aberbrothok so none would bless him and speak good of him anymore. No, Red couldn't stand that.

As the Red Rover's signature unsettling smile broadened into a disturbing grin, Pain felt perturbed by the sight of the wickedness in his captain's eyes. Even though the pair had done worse than the worst, he had a feeling that this would not end well.

Pain's fingers drifted upwards to his piercings again, running his thumb across the sharp fang shaped black metal.

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End of part 1

Continued in Part 2. Coming soon... hopefully.

Review please?

-Ash.