Gabriel (on balcony wearing girly nightdress): You speak badly! Go away! You don't love me!

Dean (below, prompted by Sam): To accuse me! Heavenly creature! Of no longer loving when (grimaces) I love you more!

Gabriel: Better!

Sam (reading from play text): Love grew within rocked in my anxious soul which, cruel boy, it took for a cradle!

Dean: I'm not saying that! It's frickin' humiliating!

Sam: You're humiliated! Look and tell me what exuberance I can have with this protuberance!

Dean (studies the long, pointed nose Gabriel has given Sam and shrugs): I can't see any difference.

Sam: (bitch-face)

A/N: Also inspired by the DEW challenge: Trickster (Gabriel) and any famous book, for the Big Pretzel Community at Live Journal. Text (italicized) from Edmond Rostand's Cyrano De Bergerac, translated by A. S. Kline for "Poetry in Translation", and from the 1990 movie version starring Gerard Depardieu.