(Jacob POV)
I. Am. Bored. I think to myself that I might aswell go annoy Bella and the leech.
I jump on my bike and ride around to Bella's house.
I walk in unannounced and all of a sudden get hit on the head by a shoe. Yes, a shoe!
Bella starts yelling at me "Get out of here Jacob, just seriously get out!"
I stare at her stunned and in shock.
I look around and wonder where that boyfriend of hers is. "Wait, where's Edward? Isn't he like always with you?" I ask her.
Her reply is yet again more shouting "He's not here ok Jacob! He's just not here! Got it?"
I nod my head in confusion but as I go to say something she screams at me, "NOW GET OUT!" I turn on my heel and walk out the door.
I get home still confused.
As soon as I get inside I look in the phone book for the Cullen's number.
I eventually find it and pick up the phone then dial the number.
Luckily it was Edward that answered and not one of the other Cullens, "Hello. Edward speaking."
The only reply I can think of is, "Umm... Hi Edward, it's Jacob."
"Why are you calling me?"
"Well I just went round to Bella's but ended up getting hit on the head with a shoe. I was just wondering if you knew what was wrong with her? Like because you weren't there?"
"Do you seriously not know?" I hear laughing in the background.
"Umm... No. Should I?"
"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob! How to put it?"
In the background I hear Emmett yell, "She's PMSing dude!" I hear most of the cullen house laughing.