"Alright, so, let's see who's on today's show..." Space Ghost said as he reappeared at his desk. He looked around for his cards, but couldn't find them. "Zorak, have you been at my desk again?"
Zorak quickly tossed away Space Ghost's coffee mug as the camera cut to him. "No, why do you ask?"
"My cards are missing, and you took them! Fiend!" He held out his wrist and zapped Zorak a few times. "Well, now that that's taken care of, let's get to whoever the hell today's gust is, shall we?" Space Ghost sat there, waiting on the screen to lower. "I said, let's get to today's guest, Moltar!"
Meanwhile, in the control room, Moltar was busy watching a movie. "Yeah...kick his ass, Norris." He heard S.G's calls and quickly pushed a button. "Yeah, whatever, there you go...prick."
The screen lowered back in the studio, but no one was on it. "What the hell...Moltar, are we getting a signal here? Moltar?" And then, Iron Man appeared on the screen. "Oh, there we go, looks like we're interviewing Robert Downey Jr. today!"
Iron Man leapt out of the screen and blasted Space Ghost through the window. "You wish, bitch. I am Iron Man, and this is now my talk show." He jumped behind the desk and put on a clip-on tie. "First guest, you're on." Fred Fredburger appeared on the screen and Iron Man quickly blasted it to pieces. "Never mind, this show sucks anyway."
"You said it!" Zorak said from far away. Iron Man too blasted him quickly, just as S.G would. "Dammit..." He collapsed there, dead behind his drums.
"Well, I'm out, later losers!" Iron Man flew out through the window, into the depths of space. "Iron Maaaaaaaan!" He shouted as he flew away.
Moltar, still watching his movie, was blissfully unaware of anything that was going on...mostly. "I heard something, but I really don't give a shit anymore." He grabbed some popcorn and attempted to eat it through his mask.
