Mario the Antichrist
[Super Mario music playing]
[Mario is inside the castle trying to save his beloved princess when he comes across the princess peach and Bowser as usual.]
[Mario] Ok now give me the peach and I'll leave you alone.
[Bowser] GWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!?!?
[Mario] That's it you fucktard.
[Mario runs in between bowsers jump and hits a hammer causing bowser to fall into a fiery death from the lava below.]
[Bowser] NOOOOOOOO not again.
{Bowser is then transported to dimensional limbo where he is then checked over by an angel.]
[Bob the angel] UMMMM mister Bowser it seems as though we have sent you back to Earth the millionth time to kill Mario and fulfill your destiny in Life but I've had it at looking at your hidious face AHHHHH Your going to hell.
[Jeffrey the Atheist] No I've been a good person send me back send me back. I don't wanna go to hell NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[John the guardian angel] Get on the boat like all the other Bad people I'm sorry you chose the wrong religion.
[The boat lead by Charon the skeletal boatmen travels down the river Styx to Hell]
[Satan] Ok lets look at todays boatload of bad people. Ok Jeffrey your crime was Atheism. Your torture is. You shall be crucified on a flaming cross and have these leeches suck out your life. Next one is Cartman. Your crime was "OHHH boy UMMM" swearing, cussing, being rude, and not believing in Christianity. Your torture is this Spanish inqisition clamp That will break off your Jaw then you shall be reborn a deformed baby in Haiti where your family will be dirt poor. Next one is Bowser. Wait Wait Wait I sense something Evil about you UMMMM. Lets pull up the evil cam. AHHHHHH MUHAHAHAHAHAH. Yes just what I've been looking for. A new antichrist to send to the above world to plague them with misery and suffering.
[Satan with his mighty satanic pitchfork creates an evil Minion that looks like mario except he is EVIL Satanicly evil which he send to the Above world to cause havoc and mayhem.]
[Satan] Bowser welcome to the Antichrist club you Sir are very special you are one of a few people though out history to ever be apart of the club let me introduce you to it's members Adolf Hitler, Jospeh Stalin, Napoleon, Nero, Gheghis Khan, Saddam Huissan, Osama ben laden, and George W Bush.
[Bowser] But the last 3 aren't dead.
[Satan] That's because the antichrist club is predetermined.
[Super Mario music playing]
[Mario is inside the castle trying to save his beloved princess when he comes across the princess peach and Bowser as usual.]
[Mario] Ok now give me the peach and I'll leave you alone.
[Bowser] GWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!?!?
[Mario] That's it you fucktard.
[Mario runs in between bowsers jump and hits a hammer causing bowser to fall into a fiery death from the lava below.]
[Bowser] NOOOOOOOO not again.
{Bowser is then transported to dimensional limbo where he is then checked over by an angel.]
[Bob the angel] UMMMM mister Bowser it seems as though we have sent you back to Earth the millionth time to kill Mario and fulfill your destiny in Life but I've had it at looking at your hidious face AHHHHH Your going to hell.
[Jeffrey the Atheist] No I've been a good person send me back send me back. I don't wanna go to hell NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
[John the guardian angel] Get on the boat like all the other Bad people I'm sorry you chose the wrong religion.
[The boat lead by Charon the skeletal boatmen travels down the river Styx to Hell]
[Satan] Ok lets look at todays boatload of bad people. Ok Jeffrey your crime was Atheism. Your torture is. You shall be crucified on a flaming cross and have these leeches suck out your life. Next one is Cartman. Your crime was "OHHH boy UMMM" swearing, cussing, being rude, and not believing in Christianity. Your torture is this Spanish inqisition clamp That will break off your Jaw then you shall be reborn a deformed baby in Haiti where your family will be dirt poor. Next one is Bowser. Wait Wait Wait I sense something Evil about you UMMMM. Lets pull up the evil cam. AHHHHHH MUHAHAHAHAHAH. Yes just what I've been looking for. A new antichrist to send to the above world to plague them with misery and suffering.
[Satan with his mighty satanic pitchfork creates an evil Minion that looks like mario except he is EVIL Satanicly evil which he send to the Above world to cause havoc and mayhem.]
[Satan] Bowser welcome to the Antichrist club you Sir are very special you are one of a few people though out history to ever be apart of the club let me introduce you to it's members Adolf Hitler, Jospeh Stalin, Napoleon, Nero, Gheghis Khan, Saddam Huissan, Osama ben laden, and George W Bush.
[Bowser] But the last 3 aren't dead.
[Satan] That's because the antichrist club is predetermined.