Title: Cowboy
Continuity: G1 (part of ultharkitty's Dysfunction AU)
Warnings: animal deaths, gore, implied arousal
Characters: Blast Off, Vortex
Rating: PG-13 for animal deaths
Summary: Blast Off's landing doesn't go as planned.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
Beta: ultharkitty
Note: Inspired by theimagineyourotp-tumblr scenario: Imagine your OTP trying to ride horses. mentions of the fic The Unfortunate Squishy Incident.
Blast Off sat in a puddle of organic splash. It weren't humans this time, but the squish still got visibly into his seams.
Vortex tilted his head and looked, arms crossed. "The landing was actually pretty cool. I mean the mid-air transforming and feet sliding over the ground part-" The 'copter stopped, and giggled at the memory of what had followed: Blast Off squashing a herd of four legged organics, and slipping on their red goo.
"You know," Vortex continued, his amusement deliberately audible, "I've seen humans sit on these animals. If you want to ride on those, maybe you need to be gentler with them next time."
The shuttle's purple visor darkened while the strong engine revved, and the humming leg-cannon sent a thrill down Vortex' backstruts that wasn't fear.
An angry and dirty Blast Off was illegally hot, but when the first laser shot missed only by a few inches, Vortex knew it would be a bad idea to tell him.