Who's who?: Honey Tadashi
November 27, 2014
(4:56pm)
Macy's Parade
(4:56pm)
Do you know what this means?
(4:56pm)
IT'S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS SEASON!
(4:58pm)
Can I digest my Thanksgiving dinner before we start shopping for Christmas gifts?
(4:58pm)
Christmas season begins with Santa's arrival at the end of the Macy's parade, and black friday
(4:59pm)
thanksgiving is totally finished
(4:59pm)
so when are we buying those gifts? ^.^
(4:59pm)
soon, babe. you're adorable. and holiday obsessed.
(5:00pm)
Dashi, why do you think you're dating me? I'm so adorable you can't help but fall in love. It's all a part of my feminine charm. :)
(5:01pm)
Please, charm me more. I love it.
(5:01pm)
By the way, I'm looking at something very interesting on your lab table.
(5:02pm)
Looks kind of like a dead, 50 armed, gray octopus with no head
(5:02pm)
I think you left something out that shouldn't be out.
(5:03pm)
THE AMMONIUM DICHLORATE!
(5:03pm)
I'M ON MY WAY
(5:05pm)
DON'T INHALE THE FUMES!
(5:05pm)
PUT IT IN THE GAS THINGER!
(5:05pm)
TADASHI!
(5:06pm)
The gas thinger?
(5:06pm)
I CAN NEVER REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED JUST DO IT!
(5:07pm)
IT'S A HUGE CHAMBER BUILT INTO THE WALL WITH A FAN INSIDE THAT'LL CATCH THE FUMES JUST PUT IT IN THERE AND PUT A MASK ON PLEASE OH FUCK HOW DID I MESS THIS UP
(5:10pm)
A professor came. I can tell this is some serious stuff because you cursed, and that never happens. Relax love, it's fine.
(5:11pm)
That stuff is seriously toxic! I was having a perfect day until that happened. Nvm, everything's okay.
(5:14pm)
It's like the universe said "HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Now die."
(5:15pm)
Why are you in the lab on Thanksgiving anyway?
(5:16pm)
...
(5:16pm)
business
(5:16pm)
Baymax?
(5:17pm)
I AM GOING TO FIX THIS FUCKING ROBOT
(5:17pm)
HE WILL BE OPERATIONAL
(5:18pm)
Remember that time he activated himself and filmed us making out?
(5:18pm)
You can't see me, but I'm sighing deeply right now. We made a sex tape without trying.
(5:20pm)
We didn't even have sex. And you deleted that video didn't you?
(5:26pm)
It is now
(5:27pm)
Dashi!
A/N: I don't know what I was doing here, I was bored.
Honey also totally calls him Dashi because you know reasons why wouldn't she I mean
This was inspired by the extremely popular Sherlock fic by Pawtal, A Finger Slip, which you can read at afingerslipwebseries website. I recommend it if you haven't already read it, it's excellent.
I don't own Big Hero 6, my masters do. (Disney)