The fork had bean alone for two long. His wife, the spoon, had left him and taken the sporks with her. And today was the anniversary of that fated day. It was to much and he had a plan to stop it all. Fork climbed out of his drawer and picked up the rope he had found yesterday. He climbed to the top of the cabernets. Fork tied the rope and slipped it over his tines and around his sweety, silver neck. He took a deep breath and stepped off the edge.
The toaster was very bored because no giant was around to fill him with the object of yeasty desire. Bread. He craved it. Not just bread though, anything that would fill him and give those lustful tingles through his coils. As he was looking around for something to fill his insides a fork fel from the sky. Toaster ran to him "are u Ok?1!"
Fork looked up and saw the toaster above him with a look of concern and a hint of sexual tension. ~Is this heaven~ Fork thought. "Yes i am ok. Who are you?"
"it doesn't matter who i am" said Toaster " it only matters what you can do for me"
Toaster helped up Fork and looked as his glistening tines. "fork. I see that you are going trough a hard time. Would you like me to relieve some of that tension? No strings attached. No pun attended."
Fork thought about this offer. But it did't take long to decide. I mean what did he have to lose. He turned towards Toaster. "I accept your proposal. Dearest Toaster."
Toaster laid back and made sure that fork could read his slots. Fork moved into position and caressed Toasters many knobs, turning them all on. Toasters coils flushed and began to heat. Fork ran his points across the edges of Toasters slots, then spun slowly inside of him. Toaster inhaled sharply as Fork's cold sharp points grazed his hot heating elements. Fork began to slide across the sides of Toaster's hot pocket. Toaster clenched and Fork began to move faster. Toaster had been waiting for this for so long and he was already so close. Fork could tell this and stopped. Toaster wailed "Don't stop plz."
"beg for it" demanded Fork.
"Please Fork. I wants your long hard tines deep in me. Please!1"
Fork was way more into it now that he saw how much Toaster wanted him. He thrust faster and faster till they both exploded into orgasm. Toaster was now in a bajillion pieces all over the kitchen and Fork had his death wish. What more could you want?
The end.