My Name is Little Washu, a tenchi muyo fanfic

My name is Little Washu My name is Little Washu – Reality Check (Tenchi End Theme – Sonia)

AN: This is (oddly enough) adapted from the American Tenchi Ending theme... If anyone knows the actual name of the piece, let us know... But we just thought it would be funny to make a Ryoko/Tenchi love song into an ode to Washu - Genius that she is... Well enjoy Reality Check's second spoof fic, and be sure to give constructive critisim... I hate it when people just say "this is stupid"... It only show how limited a vocab they actually have... Ii darou... Find the song, put it on, and then sing along!

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Get ready!
My name is Little Washu!
I'm a genius, 'till my brain is dying!
Can't escape it, 'cos then I'll make a mecha
There's no exceptions,
I could leave you stupid, but I'll tell,
You're a broken man, I'll fix you!

(RAP)
You pay attention, to the satisfaction,
You got the mouth,
You gonna sing me some lines?
You got the brain, without the looks,
We got the strength, we got the power,
Let's get it on!
You got the brain, with textbooks,
We got the strength, we got the power,
Let's get it on!
Ready or not, you gonna show me some action,
Get it on!
Get it on!
Get on your feet now!

And then you see her,
That little stranger,
It's a twelve-year-old with long red hair
You finally touch her
Then you're in danger
When she turns around to knock you out!

'Cos your emotions,
Will overtake you,
You didn't count on those big green eyes,
But she's no angel,
Just a brat,
With a brain just like that of Einstein!

Intelligence isn't happiness,
But you're in trouble when she starts the math,
Lost in confusion,
Advanced astrophysics,
Well, why not cry?

(RAP)

You try to match her,
Moving to science,
But you have never proved this woman wrong,
You can't correct her,
You can't control her,
Until you find that blasted remote!

You feel so foolish,
But just remember,
She isn't only twelve you know!
She's smartest ever,
And just as clever
And this could drive you towards lower grades!

Every time you try to run away,
Her machines are gonna make you stay
Lost in confusion
Where is the on button?
Washu, clean your room!

Intelligence isn't happiness,
But you're in trouble when she starts the math,
Lost in confusion,
Advanced astrophysics,
Well, why not cry?

(RAP)