Neji
LITD: I just randomly decided to do something different before I start the sequel to 'Abandoning is not an option'. I hope you guys like this as much as do.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...
1. Constantly remind him about the time he lost against Naruto
2. Tease him about his name and tell everyone that it means screw (it really does)
3. When he stares at you squeal and shout "Stop looking at me you pervert"… really loudly.
4. Keep asking him what type of shampoo he uses. When he asks why say "I need tips from an expert"
5. Run up to him, point and sing "Dude looks like a lady" –this may result in injury or death-
6. When he is meditating, walk up to him, poke him in the forehead and say "Can I have one of those?" referring to the seal.
7. Start a conversation with him, bring out a felt-tip pen and say "I can give you pupils for free"
8. Sing 'I'm a Barbie girl' when you're around him and watch his face turn red.
9. Keep repeating 8.
10. When he is sleeping, sneak into his room and cut his hair into the Lee/Gai style –You might want to move as far away as possible after this-
11. Transform into Neji and ask Lee out.
12. Or Naruto.
13. Throw glue all over him, then feathers, stick him in a cage and say "Now you're a bird in a cage"
14. Run up and down the streets of Konoha stating to all the fan girls that you know where he lives.
15. Dye his hair bright pink with permanent hair dye and when he is forced to go on a mission tell Sakura that she has a admirer.
16. Give him a fake mission to go and investigate a disturbance in a cave, alone. Cause a landslide and leave him there. –You might want to run since it wouldn't keep him there for that long and to the fact that he can see through the boulders and will spot you easily-
17. Bring him into an enclosed room, switch the lights off and stare at his eyes before saying "Damn, they don't glow in the dark"
18. Trap him in a room alone with a drunk Lee –remember that this could kill him-
19. As Lee and Gai are about to do their traditional hug thing, shove Neji in between them, watch for the results for a second or two then run (preferably faster than the wind)
20. Walk up behind him and tap him on the shoulder. When he turns, kick him in the balls and say "You never saw that coming now did you"
LITD: Well, here it is. I would like to know if you guys liked it and if you want to, give me sugguestions on who to do next. Till next time. -