The X-Men Go On Game Shows
A/N: This was my first fic so it kind of sucked, so I fixed it up a bit. It's still a bit lame but anyways, I hope you like it.
Jeopardy:
Host: And the final question of the evening is: Who is the senator of the state of New York?
*lights dim*
*sleepy music*
*boom boom*
Host: Okay contestants, you're time is up. Let's see who got the right answer, starting with the toady man who right now has $0. Now let's see who Toad got.
Toad: Raven Darkholme! I win with $100, 000, 000! Nah nah suckers!
Host: I'm sorry, but that is the incorrect answer.
Toad: But...
Host: I'm terribly sorry, you are now left with -$100,000,000.
Toad: But...
Wheel of Fortune:
Host: Charles Xavier! You just keep on winning! How do you do it?
Xavier: It's all in my head, and from what I know, it's in your head too. Now, let me buy a vowel...
The Price Is Right:
Announcer Dude: Logan, c'mooooon down! You're our next contestant on The Price Is Right!
Logan: *snore* What?! *snikt* Oopsie... *goes up to the front*
Host: If you can guess the price of this truck, it's yours and you have a chance at winning other prizes too! Logan, we'll start with your guess.
Logan: Ummm.... $19,000?
Old Lady: $19,001!
Logan: Hey! That's not fair!
Old Lady: Sucker...
Logan: Y'now old lady, you're so full of shit... I know you're Mystique, I can smell it on you!
Host: And the correct price is $19, 100! Old lady you got it!
Old Lady: (turns into Mystique) Ha ha you stupid ass! I won!
Logan: At least my ass isn't as big as yours!
Mystique: Well... I can kick your ass!
Host: Okay...
A/N: This was my first fic so it kind of sucked, so I fixed it up a bit. It's still a bit lame but anyways, I hope you like it.
Jeopardy:
Host: And the final question of the evening is: Who is the senator of the state of New York?
*lights dim*
*sleepy music*
*boom boom*
Host: Okay contestants, you're time is up. Let's see who got the right answer, starting with the toady man who right now has $0. Now let's see who Toad got.
Toad: Raven Darkholme! I win with $100, 000, 000! Nah nah suckers!
Host: I'm sorry, but that is the incorrect answer.
Toad: But...
Host: I'm terribly sorry, you are now left with -$100,000,000.
Toad: But...
Wheel of Fortune:
Host: Charles Xavier! You just keep on winning! How do you do it?
Xavier: It's all in my head, and from what I know, it's in your head too. Now, let me buy a vowel...
The Price Is Right:
Announcer Dude: Logan, c'mooooon down! You're our next contestant on The Price Is Right!
Logan: *snore* What?! *snikt* Oopsie... *goes up to the front*
Host: If you can guess the price of this truck, it's yours and you have a chance at winning other prizes too! Logan, we'll start with your guess.
Logan: Ummm.... $19,000?
Old Lady: $19,001!
Logan: Hey! That's not fair!
Old Lady: Sucker...
Logan: Y'now old lady, you're so full of shit... I know you're Mystique, I can smell it on you!
Host: And the correct price is $19, 100! Old lady you got it!
Old Lady: (turns into Mystique) Ha ha you stupid ass! I won!
Logan: At least my ass isn't as big as yours!
Mystique: Well... I can kick your ass!
Host: Okay...