Now it's the really really late show
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now back to the really really late show staring nomeninja and django solar boy
nomninja: heres the local news(django hits him on the head) I mean the late show
im nomeninja and heres my puppy (hits him again) I mean my co host django solar boy
django: hi everybody its me while he ummm ...well while he uh gets rid of his headache (glances at nomeninja) lets get to our guest heres...
nomeninja: blu bla ble bleh
django: um close ... but no its sora
sora: hello everybody
crowd: hi doctor nick
sora: no im sora
nomeninja: how are you docter nick
sora: godammit im sora
django: forgive him to many hits to the head
nomeninja: merry christmas dr nick
sora: my names sora S.O.R.A so...ra...and its not christmas
nomeninja: its not then what day is it
sora: not christmas its...(nomeninja cuts him off)
nomeninja: happy easter
django: give me 5 minutes (django grabs nomeninja and draggs him to the back room where you can hear banging and clanging and hurting sounds)
5 minutes later
nomeninja: (comes out with a bunch of bruises ) I feel better now
django sorry about that now back to sora
sora: so anyway why am I here is there heartless
nomeninja: (whispers one of is) no where here to talk about how life has been since you found out kairl likes riku
sora: well its cold and lonly and I masturbate a lot
django: okayyyyyyyyy well how about we bring riku out here
riku: hows it going peeps
django: not bad hows life with (looks at sora) (whispers kari)
sora: I heard that
riku: shut up doctor nick
sora: im fucking sora you backstabing bitch
nomeninja: you kiss your mother with that mouth
sora: yes I do...wait that did'nt come out right
riku: uh huh sure
nomeninja: while this argument is going lets bring out kairi
kairi: hi riku
riku; hi kai...ri
nomeninja: ohhhh beer belly
django: shes pregnant you dumbass (thinks to himself I should of jumped out the window last fan fiction) (looks over to the window)
riku: this is so jerry springer(picks up a chair and throws it at sora and walks away)
sora: owwwww
nomeninja: awwww I liked that chair
sora: kairi I love you for who you are unlike riku who just did it to get in yo pants
kairi: awww thank you doctor nick
sora: AHHHHHHHHHH I cant take it anymore (jumps out the window)
nomeninja: I hope someone cleans that up
django: (dam it he beat me to it)
nomeninja: cary you better work that beer belly off
david letterman: im david letterman thats all the time we have fo...
Nomeninja: (pulls out an oozie and shoots him in the head) fuck you david letterman thats right I say fuck you my shows better asshole(shoots 100 round into his stomach then blows the smoke off)
django: can I barrow that
nomeninja: sure
CLICK CLICK CLICK
django: huh what the fuck its emty
nomeninja: oh yah sorry about that wasted it all on david letterman
django: (throws it at nomeninja and knocks him out)fuck you,fuck david letterman
and fuck sora im going home good night everybody
THE END
epilog
we have good news,bad news and better news...for riku
kairi had a baby who she named after her dead lover...doctor nick who became
a famous rapper...eventually sora was donated to mc'donalds where he will be made into healthy burgers and riku married brittany spears...who got pregnant and now they are rumored to be seen on Jerry springer its said he has his own special chair and sora dummy
By the makers of the really really really really late show ...really
In the pokemon section
ps we don't really hate kingdom hearts we did this for fun acually I love the game
By nomeninja and django solar boy