Finding cousins
This story takes place after the battle of Endor and the end of the Empire, it's about Leia returning on the ex-Rebel ship.
Leia ran looking for her best friend, Pooja Naberrie. Pooja was the Senator from Naboo, she looked remarkably like her Aunt, who had died 20 years ago and had been Queen of Naboo, Galactic Senator and secretly, wife of the Jedi Anakin Skywalker, who had died 20 years ago to.
It was ironic, though wasn't it, that they were cousins and they didn't have the slightest idea about it.
So, Leia opened the door of her bestfriend just to find Pooja reading a book. The Naberrie girl looked up from her book, which was another biography of Queens of Naboo, and jumped up from her bed and enveloped Leia in an enormous hug.
"You did it! You did it!" Pooja was screaming over and over again. While Leia was just smiling.
"I know! I know! Calm down! I've got to tell you something!"
"What could be more important of freedom, Justice and Democracy?" Pooja asked sarcastically
"You sound to much like Senator Amidala!"
"Oh, shut up! She's my auntie, for God's sake!"
"Ok, ok. Listen to this: Luke is my brother, we're twins. Darth Vader is our father. And I'm' going to get married with Han."
"WHAT?"
Leia smiled
"Ok, now. Tell me the whole story"
"Uhm, well. Luke told me that we're twins. Yoda and Obi Wan, two Jedi Masters, told him."
"Ok. So you're a Skywalker!"
"yes!"
"Nice name Leia Organa Skywalker"
"Yeah! So, well, Luke find out that Darth Vader, no Anakin Skywalker, is our father"
"Oh My God! You're Darth Vaders daughter. Wonder who would like to fuck Vader" said Pooja with a disgusted look on her face
"Pooja! And, anyway, it's Anakin Skywalker, not Vader!"
"Anakin Skywalker!" Pooja repeated her mouth open.
"huh? What's so special about it? Part that he was a Jedi who turned to the dark side, was the Chosen One of the Prophecy and killed Emperor Palpatine?"
"OMG! When I was about 4, maybe 5 years old, Padmè, you know Senator Amidala, came home with a Jedi Protector: it must have been about a month before the Star of the Clone War, I think. So she came home, with a Jedi Protector 'cause she had to escape from the Separatists who were trying to kill her."
"So?"
"The Jedi protector was Anakin Skywalker!"
"I still don't understand. What's so special about my real father knowing your Aunt?"
"Erm, well, ten years before , during the Blockade Crisis, he helped our Nubian Pilots and he destroyed the Trade Federation Ship"
"Ok, so that's another heroic thing he's done!"
"Let me finish, for God's sake! So when they returned to Naboo ten years later, everyone in the family noticed that Padmè and Anakin had, er, strong feelings towards each other"
"What strong feelings?"
"LOVE! For Gods sake Leia! It was quite funny really how Aunt Padmè kept denying it 'Anakin and I are friends... our relationship is strictly professional!'"
"So... You mean that"
"Yes!"
"OMG! We're cousins!"
And with that spectacular find, the two girl kept screaming, and jumping and hugging 'till it was time to go to Dinner, and to break the news to Luke and to Han Solo.
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