hi and welcome 2 one of our many fics featuring Minda/Mindy/Meimi-chan as MEIMI!! and

Y. Bakura as himself including all the other fun characters. If you dont wanna read this fic

u can always watch the dancing squirrel in the corner 4 ur entertainment instead.

Disclaimer: I dont own yugioh or Saint Tail, so just go sue someone else, there's bound to be

someone who u can sue the pants off, I'm shure of it!! ^_____^



Y. Malik: My name is yami malik and I like...

Y. Malik: TO CONTROL PEOPLE!!

Y. Malik: BY USING THIS ROD

Y. Malik: I WILL CONTROL...

Y. Malik: THAT ANT!!!

Y. Malik: MWHAHAHA

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Malik: *controls ant*

Y. Malik: now ant...

Meimi: *steps on ant*

Meimi: hiii!

Y. Malik: !!!

Y. Malik: NOOOOOOO!!!

Y. Malik: U IDIOT

Y. Malik: LOOK AT WAT U DONE!!!

Meimi: *blink*

Meimi: *looks down at squished ant*

Meimi: uh....was that a friend of yours?

Y. Malik: NOOOOOOO

Y. Malik: IT WAS MY SLAVE!!!

Y. Malik: AND U STEPPED ON HIM

Meimi: ....*sweatdrop*

Y. Malik: WHO WOULD DO MY DIRTY WORK NOW?

Meimi: eheheh...

Meimi: *gulp*

Y. Malik: *gets evil thoughts*

Y. Malik: *evil smile*

Y. Malik: *evil glare at meimi*

Y. Malik: *evil intentions*

Y. Malik: *evil face*

Y. Malik: *evil body*

Y. Malik: *evil mind*

Y. Malik: *evil watever*

Meimi: ....we get the point

Meimi: *points behind y. malik* hey look! its the ice cream man*

Y. Malik: mwhahaha

Y. Malik: *controls meimi*

Y. Malik: NOW MY NEW SERVANT

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Malik: ATTACK THE ICE CREAM MAN

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Malik: AND RAID ALL HIS ICE CREAM!!

Meimi: noo! cant control......legs.....walking...to ice cream....truck

Y. Malik: YES

Y. Malik: MWHAHAHHA

Meimi: *stops* haha! fooled ya!

Y. Malik: .....

Y. Malik: *hits u with rod*

Meimi: *sees another ant* use him

Meimi: oww

Y. Malik: ....

Meimi: *takes out mallet*

Y. Malik: no its more funner using u

Meimi: *whack*

Y. Malik: HEY!!

Y. Malik: U COMMONER

Y. Malik: HOW DARE U RUIN MY HEAD!!

Y. Malik: NO

Y. Malik: WAIT

Y. Malik: IT WAS MY FEET

Meimi: ...

Y. Malik: HOW DARE U RUIN MY FEET!!

Meimi: -_-;;

Meimi: *hits y.malik in the head*

Y. Malik: @_@

Y. Malik: *grabs rod*

Meimi: mwahaha! now i can go fishing....

*y. bakura appears*

Y. Bakura: mwhahaha

Y. Bakura: guess whose back

Y. Bakura: back again

Meimi: *blink* hey! snail boy!

Y. Bakura: -_-;;

Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi*

Y. Bakura: ITS BAKURA!!

Meimi: owww

Y. Bakura: YAMI BAKURA!!

Y. Bakura: DARK BAKURA

Y. Bakura: EVIL PERSON

Meimi: snail boy!!

Y. Bakura: *whacks meimi again*

Meimi: *whacks y.bakura with mallet*

Y. Bakura: hey

Meimi: now u stop hitting me!

Y. Bakura: geez

Meimi: *whack whack whack*

Y. Bakura: ow

Y. Bakura: ow ow

*y. malik wakes up*

Meimi: now dont bother me. im going fishing

Y. Malik: HEY

Y. Malik: THAT'S MY ROD!!

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Malik: *lunges at meimi*

Meimi: uh...oh

Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOO

Y. Bakura: ITS MINE!!

Meimi: *runs to nearest fishing place*

Y. M & Y. B: *lunges at meimi*

Meimi: *dodges and continues running*

y. m & y. b: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Both: *chases after her*

Meimi: *hides in a sock*

All: -_-;

Meimi: *pops out of sock*

Meimi: *holds up rod*

Y. Malik: GIVE ME BACK MY ROD!!

Y. Malik: *grabs it*

Meimi: I COMMAND U TO

Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meimi: aww

Y. Malik: *grabs it*

Y. Bakura: ITS MY ROD!!!

Meimi: i'll just make my own then

Meimi: *goes off to get supplies*

Meimi: *comes back with a twig and a lightblulb*

Meimi: *glues together*

y. b & y. m: *fighting over the rod*

Meimi: behold!!

Meimi: *ahem* BEHOLD!

Y. Malik: huh? *shoves bakura*

Meimi: *holds up rod*

Y. Bakura: wat the heck? *shoves back*

Meimi: I COMMAND YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY ROD!

Both: .....

Meimi: YOU SHALL SING THE BARNEY SONG!

Both: noooooooooo

Both: *singing*

Both: i luv u

Both: u luv me

Meimi: mwahahahaha!

Both: noooooooooo

Y. Malik: cant sing it

Y. Malik: * tries to tackles meimi*

Meimi: now you shall sing the theme to blues clues while hugging eachother!

Both: nooooooooooo

Meimi: mwahaha

Both: *hugs each other*

Both: blues clues

Both: o blues clue

Meimi: *laughs evilly*

Both: blues clues

Both: we gotta find the another paw.....

Y. Bakura: nooooooooooooo

Y. Bakura: *lunges at meimi*

Meimi: *dodges*

Meimi: now, you shall give me that rod so i can go fishing!

Y. Malik: *now has the REAL rod*

Y. Malik: *controls y. bakura*

Y. Malik: GET HER ROD NOW!!

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Meimi: uh...oh

Y. Bakura: *runs towards meimi*

Meimi: *runs*

Meimi: *hides in the girls bathroom*

Y. Malik: awwww...wait

Y. Malik: mwhahahhaa

Y. Malik: at this rate

Y. Malik: i could embarass y. bakura even more

Y. Malik: Y. BAKURA!!!

Y. Malik: GO IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Y. Malik: AND GET THE ROD!!

Y. Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Y. Bakura: *goes in the gurl's bathroom*

Meimi: *sees y. bakura and laughs*

Y. Bakura: ARRRRGGGG

Y. Bakura: *lunges at meimi*

Y. Malik: mwhahahha

Meimi: *dodges*

Y. Malik: teaches both of them not 2 mess with the mastah!!(A/N: Inside joke. *snicker*)

Meimi: *flushes y.b.*

Y. Bakura: nooooooo!!! Y me???!!!!

Meimi: *runs away*

Y. Bakura: y do i always have 2 be the one tortured???

Meimi: because you're snail boy!

Y. Bakura: ARRRRGGGG

Meimi: *runs out and jumps in a lake*

Y. Bakura: *climbs out of the toilet

Y. Bakura: EEEEEEEEWWWWW

Y. Bakura: i got poop all over me!!

Meimi: *is in lake*

Y. Bakura: *cries*

Y. Bakura: im telling my hikari!!!

Y. Bakura: *runs*

Meimi: *is in a sock in a lake*

Y. Malik: .......

Y. Malik: *points 2 random person*

Y. Malik: u there

Y. Malik: *random person is asuka jr.*

Y. Malik: hmmm....

Y. Malik: *thinks* As i remember from those saint tails books i read during my free time

in the bathroom

Y. Malik: meimi really likes asuka jr.

Meimi: ...

Y. Malik: mwhahaha

Y. Malik: let's mess around with him shall we, or is it me?

Y. Malik: *shrugs*

Y. Malik: I SAID U THERE

Y. Malik: *points 2 asuka jr.*

Asuka jr.: huh?

Meimi: *is still in sock*

Y. Malik: *controls him*

Y. Malik: uhhhh

Y. Malik: PUT MAKE UP ON!!

Meimi: .....

Asuka jr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Asuka jr.: *puts make-up on*

Y. Malik: *snorts*mwhahahhahahahahaha

Meimi: *is in sock and cant see anything...but the inside of the sock*

Y. Malik: hilarious

Y. Malik: *now put on a....

Y. Malik: *swimsuit

Y. Malik: *evil grin*....A GURLS BIKINI!!!

Asuka jr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meimi: *is stil in sock*

Asuka jr.: *puts on a bikini with hedgehogs on it*

Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*

Y. Malik: mwhahhahahaa

Y. Malik: *hits the ground while holding stomach*

Y. Malik: *wipes eyes*

Y. Malik: okay

Y. Malik: NOW DIVE IN THE LAKE AND GO HUG THE SOCK!!!

Y. Malik: mwhahahahhahaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

Asuka jr.: .............NO!!!!!

Asuka jr.: *goes dives in lake*

Asuka jr.: *and hugs the sock*

Meimi: *blink blink*

Y. Malik: okay.... that was lame

Meimi: ....this is rather.....odd.....

Y. Malik: GET THAT ANNOYING GURL OUT OF THE SOCK AND HUG HER!!!

Y. Malik: mwhahahhahaa

Y. Malik: *used magic tricks and is no longer in sock*

*sock is empty*

Y. Malik: .......*blink*

Y. Malik: *getting pissed*

Meimi: *is disguised as lina*

Y. Malik: NOW U BOY WITH THE MAKE UP *snort* AND HAHAH A BIKINI....

Y. Malik: MWHHAHAHA

Y. Malik: I CANT TAKE IT

Y. Malik: DROWN U FOOL!!!

*asuka jr is now drowning*

Meimi: *floating divice pops outta no where*

Y. Malik:.......

Y. Malik: word

Meimi: *still disguised as lina, hiding behind tree controlling floating device with magic*

Y. Malik: .........

Y. Malik: i said i t once and i will say it again

Y. Malik: word

Meimi: dictionary!

Y. Malik: ........

Y. Malik: mwhahaha

Meimi: ....

Y. Malik: gound u

Y. Malik: wait, that wasnt rite

Meimi: uhh...i didnt say anything

Y. Malik: Ground u

Y. Malik: no

Y. Malik: still not rite

Y. Malik: arrrggg

Meimi: waah!! im grounded!

Y. Malik: *mumbling 2 self*

Meimi: take me off my groundation! i dont wunna be grounded!

Y. Malik: uhhhh

Y. Malik: i no

Meimi: .....

Y. Malik: UR POUNDED!!!

Y. Malik: noo

Y. Malik: still not rite

Meimi: ....

Y. Malik: ur sounded???

Meimi: *ahem* use this dictionary! *hands y.malik dictionary*

Meimi: no wait......thats not a dictionary..

Meimi: thats a joke book....

Y. Malik: HEY *grabs book*

Meimi: give that back!

Y. Malik: whoooo

Y. Malik: mwhahaha

Meimi: ....

Y. Malik: this joke is hilarious!!

Y. Malik: here goes

Y. Malik: y did the chicken cross the road??

Meimi: ....*shrugs*

Y. Malik: 2 GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE!!

Y. Malik: MWHAHAHAHA

Y. Malik: ISNT THAT HILARIOUS!!

Meimi: .....

Meimi: -_-;;

Miemi: *still has rod*

Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*

Meimi: *hides*

Y. Malik: *stands back up*

Y. Malik: u no wat?

Y. Malik: that boy in the lake is still drowing

Y. Malik: i dont get y he's still alive

Meimi: ....

Meimi: cuz this is a random story...

Meimi: ^__^

Y. Malik: ..................rrriiiitttee

Meimi: *gets giant noodle and pulls asuka jr. to safety*

Y. Malik: O.o

Meimi: *sees him and starts laughing*

Y. Malik: mwhahahahaha

Y. Malik: hey

Y. Malik: i wonder where y. bakura went

Meimi: *in between laughs* what...did u do...to him??...

Y. Malik: well

Y. Malik: 2 who?

Y. Malik: the guy in the *laughs* bikini

Y. Malik: or y. bakura?

Meimi: ....*points to asuka jr* *still laughing*

Y. Malik: mwhahahahah

Y. Malik: welll

Y. Malik: i told him 2 put on make up

Y. Malik: but he overdid it a bit

Y. Malik: probably not a bit

Y. Malik: but mwhahahahaha

Meimi: *falls down laughing*

Y. Malik: a hell lot!!!

Y. Malik: and the bikini

Y. Malik: i wonder y he chose 1 with hedgehogs all over it

Meimi: *rolling over on the ground pounding the ground laughing*

Asuka jr: ITS NOT FUNNY!!

Meimi: ....

Asuka jr.: ITS NOT MY FAULT ITS HANEOKA'S FAVORITE ANIMAL!!

Meimi: ....

Meimi: *blink* but...i like cows

Asuka jr.: ...........

Asuka jr.: THATS IT

Asuka jr.: IM LEAVING!!!

Meimi: *still laughing*

Y. Malik: y dont u shake ur butt more in the process??!!!

Y. Malik: *falls down laughing*

Y. Malik: IM SOOOO SORRY ABOUT THAT INSULT...MISS!!!

Meimi: HAHAHAHA! *falls down too*

Y. Malik: MWHAHAHHAA

Meimi: HEHAHAHAAHA!

Asuka jr: hmph! people these days

Asuka jr.: no respect 4 their elders

Meimi: .....HAHAHAHAHA!!

Y. Malik: SO UR SAYING UR AN OLD LADY NOW??!!

Y. Malik: MWHAHHAHAA

Y. Malik: I CANT TAKE IT

Y. Malik: 2 MUCH

Meimi: HAHAHAHA!!

Y. Malik: *laughs really hard*

Meimi: *explodes*

Y. Malik: *does same thing*

Y. Malik: *comes back*

Y. Malik: *with hot dog in hand*

Meimi: *is still....exploded...*

Y. Malik: ......

Y. Malik: *gets a ketchup bottle*

Meimi: *after a while, comes back*

Y. Malik: awww

Meimi: *with sock in hand*

Y. Malik: stupid ketchup

Meimi: *gets cheese bottle*

Meimi: awww

Meimi: stupid cheese

Y. Malik: ..............

Meimi: ....

Y. Malik: -_-;

Meimi: where did snail boy go?

Y. Malik: hmmm

Y. Malik: thinks*

*movie time*

Y. Bakura: *cries*

Y. Bakura: HIKARI!!!

Ryou: YAMI???!!!

Ryou: He's crying??!!! *can't believe it*

Y. Bakura: HIKARI!!

Y. Bakura: Y. MALIK WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO MEAN 2 ME

Y. Bakura: HE MADE ME GO IN THE GURL'S BATHROOM

Y. Bakura: AND THAT FREAKY SCARY INSANE MENTAL WEIRD STUPID GURL

Y. Bakura: SHOVED ME DOWN THE TOILET

Y. Bakura: AND NOW I GOT POOP ALL OVER ME!!!

Meimi: *pops out of no where* heya snail boy!

Y. Bakura: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Y. Bakura: ITS HER!!

Meimi: *puts snail on y.bakuras head*

Y. Bakura: THE FREAKY SCARY INSANE MENTAL WEIRD STUPID GURL!!!

Meimi: * blink *

Meimi: and you're snail boy!

Ryou: snail boy? Insane gurl? Wat?

Ryou: i dont get it

Meimi: *starts laughing*

Ryou: wat's so funny?

Meimi: of course you dont

Ryou: ............

Meimi: *brakes down in laughter*

Ryou: yami, y dont u clean up back in ur soul room?

Y. Bakura: *sniffs* okay

Y. Bakura: *goes back 2 soul room*

Meimi: *squirts cheese everywhere*

Meimi: NOODLES!!!!

Meimi: hahahahahaha!!!

Ryou: she is freaky......

Meimi: thank you!

Ryou: *shivers*

Ryou: ..........

Meimi: *disappears*

*movie ends*

Y. Malik: hahahhaha

Y. Malik: good movie

Y. Malik: bakura....crying

Y. Malik: hahahhaa

Meimi: *still has rod*

Y. Malik: hey

Y. Malik: dont use it on me

Y. Malik: again

Meimi: mwahahaha

Y. Malik: *runs*

Meimi: MWAHAHAHAHA

Y. Malik: *sees a book*

Meimi: *holds up rod*

Y. Malik: blue scado

Y. Malik: we can too

Y. Malik: *jumps in2 the book*

Meimi: ....

Meimi: awww

Meimi: I order you to come out of that book!

Y. Malik: NOOO

Y. Malik: I DONT WANNA COME OUT!!!

Meimi: *snicker* come out *laughs* and haha and put make up on!

Y. Malik: NOOOOOOOO

Y. Malik: OOOO

Y. Malik: TIC TAC!!!

Meimi: ...

Meimi: I COMMAND YOU!!!

Momo: *pops up* since malik is already hyper

Meimi: *waves twig/rod around*

Momo: we will replace him with yami yugi

Y. Yugi: OOOOOOOO TIC TAC!!!

Meimi: ....

Meimi: ....

Y. Yugi: *gobbles tic tac* mmmmm....cheesey

Meimi: *hits y.yugi with mallet*

Y. Yugi: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Y. Yugi: ow

Y. Yugi: DO THAT AGAIN!!!

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Yugi: *runs around*

Meimi: THATS MY LINE!

Y. Yugi: MWHAHAHA

Y. Yugi: U CHEESE

Y. Yugi: U WILL NEVER FIND ME

Meimi: *is in a sock...in a lake again*

Y. Yugi: WHEEE!!!

Y. Yugi: LAUNDRY!!!

*now the sock is empty*

Y. Yugi: *jumps in2 lake*

Y. Yugi: O NO

Y. Yugi: I CANT EAT!!!

Meimi: *watches*

Y. Yugi: MY CHEESE IS GETTING SOGGY

Y. Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meimi: -_-;;

Y. Yugi: U STUPID WATER!!

Meimi: *blink*

Y. Yugi: *tackles water*

Y. Yugi: MWHAHHAHAHA

Meimi: *holds up wand*

Y. Yugi: I GOT U NOW

Y.Yugi: OOOOO

Y. Yugi: SUM MACARONI!!

Meimi: i command you to act intelligant!

Y. Yugi: huh?

Y. Yugi: *doesnt no wat it means*

Meimi: *falls down*

Y. Yugi: *looks at meimi*

Y. Yugi: OOOOO

Meimi: then i command you to explode!

Y. Yugi: MANGOS!!!

Y. Yugi: how u do that?

Meimi: .....EXPLODE!

Meimi: go BOOM

Y. Yugi: R U A TALKING RAINBOW??

Meimi: ....

Y. Yugi: YAY

Meimi: *slaps forhead*

Meimi: i cant take it!!!!

Y. yugi: *jumps on meimi*

Meimi: *explodes*

Y. Yugi: AWWW

Y. Yugi: POOR RAPID

Y. Yugi: BUNNY

Y. Yugi: RAN AWAY

Y. Yugi: AND LEAVE CHEESE BEHIND!!!

*~*the end*~*

Momo: MWHAHAHAAAH!! THE STORY IS FINALLY COMPLETED!!

Y. Yugi: .....yay

Y. Malik: WHERE "S MY TIC TAC??!!

Y. Bakura: HAS FREAKY INSANE SCARY etc etc GURL GONE YET??!!

Ryou: ....uhh, y was i included in the story again?

Momo: -_-;;

NOW REVIEW MY STORY OR I'LL SEND MEIMI 2 UR HOUSE AND HAVE HER UHH...ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF U [pic]