Car shopping with the Cullens

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing here.

EPOV

I was sitting in my room, holding my sweet Bella in my arms when I heard the crash. It came from outside in the front of the house.

Bella looked up at me and said, "What the hell was that Edward?"

"I don't know. Let's go check it out."

When we got outside, we weren't the only ones that heard the crash. Rose, Alice, Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, Bella and I had all come down to investigate. There in the front was what used to be Emmett's jeep. Right now it looked like a huge call of metal. We all looked stunned to say the least. Rose was the first to recover.

"EMMETT, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR CAR?"

"Ummm, its a funny story, you see-"

"Emmett, please tell me that what I just saw in your head didn't happen."

"Haha Yeah Edward it did."

"Someone better tell me what Emmett did or so help me God…" She didn't need to finish what she had to say. We all know what happened when Rose got mad. And let me tell you it's not nice.

"Rosie calm down baby. It's not that deep. You were the one who always said that my car was a piece of shit, so now it really is a piece of shit."

"That doesn't answer the question as to what the hell you did to your car!"

"Well, like I told you this morning, I was going out for a ride, that's when it hit me that I'm overdue to get a new ride. I mean Alice got her Porsche, Jasper got the motorcycle, and Bella got the Guardian. I just wanted to get a new one. So I was thinking about all the cool ass rides I could get. So that got me all excited. Then i turned around to come ask what you thought when-"

"Well you didn't have to wreck your car just so you could get a new one Em. We could've still used it."

"Yeah I know. But it wasn't my fault that the car is wrecked though."

Everyone just rolled their eyes at Emmett. It was always like Emmett to be the one behind everything but this time it wasn't actually his fault. So I had to defend him for once.

"No you guys, it really wasn't his fault. Just hear him out."

"Thank you Edward. So as I was saying, I was coming home to tell you my plan, singing along with the radio, when BAM, out of nowhere, this huge ass deer came out of the trees and smashed into the front of my car. Good thing no one was passing by or it would have look fishy when I walked away from the car perfectly fine. So after I got the deer out of my windshield, my car was far from mechanical repair, even for you Rosie. So I just balled it up and brought it here. And that's about it."

After Emmett's wonderful tail, (heavy sarcasm there) we had to figure out what we were going to do with the 'car' that was taking up room in our driveway. We just decided to put it behind the garage so no one would see it and get suspicious. Then we headed in to the living room to talk about Emmett not having a car now. We hadn't been talking long when I decided to ask Carlisle's opinion on the matter at hand.

"Carlisle, what do you have to say about this?"

"Well it is up to Emmett weather or not he still wants a new car. You know I don't mind if you go and buy a new car. Just nothing to outrageous please."

"Well I guess were going car shopping Emmett."

"YES!"

Yeah so hope you liked it. short i know. others will be longer... i hope. you don't have to r&r just r if you what. or the other r. pick your weapon.