I decided to make a Humor/Parody fanfic of Alpha interviewing pretty much anyone I feel like from other shows or animes, getting to know them better personally. Also if you want you're very own character in here, go ahead and P.M me about him/her. Also Alpha will have random co-hosts each chapter, if he even does. Why random? I don't know, just cause I feel like it.
A/N: Also I'll be writing in a different style, whatever it's called XD.
A/N 2: Also I'm not going to be explaining what Alpha looks like, read my story "Experiment Alpha" if you want to know. Also Sapphire, Wolf, and Violet are owned by wolfwarriorKronos.
Disclaimer: I don't own Lilo and Stitch, or any other character from other authors or shows.
Chapter 1: The Birth of the Interviews
?: Why are you doing this Alpha?
Alpha: Cuz' I'm bored, and I can.
?: So you're going to make a studio and interview random people from different realities, using you're dimensional powers to bring them here?
Alpha: Yep.
?: I got a bad feeling about this...
Alpha: Oh come on Lilo, lightin' up, this'll be fun.
Alpha and Lilo went out of the house they lived in and went into a clearing Alpha made in the middle of the forest. He simply put his hands down on the ground, causing the entire area to shake violently. A studio came out slowly from the ground, and finally surfaced entirely. Alpha smiled, while Lilo was still not sure about this.
Alpha: Well, studio's done.
Lilo: Yeah, I see that sherlock.
Both Alpha and Lilo went inside the newly created studio and went into the room where the interviews would take place. It had a nice couch with a table infront of it, and guest chairs on the other side.
Lilo: (Sits down on couch) So, who are we interviewing first?
Alpha: (Sits down on couch on the opposite side) Heh, you'll know him once you see him, he is in one of your favorite cartoons...
Lilo: No...freaking...way.
Alpha: But first, we need a camera, and a camera-man...wait...
Alpha put his hand in the air and a blue light surronded him, and there was now a second version of himself infront of him.
Alpha: There, I'll materialize a camera now.
Alpha then materialized a studio sized camera and gave it to Alpha 2.
Alpha 2: Okietaka, anytime you're ready, we can start shooting.
Alpha: Ok...start shooting.
Alpha 2: Ok, shooting (clicks button on camera) now.
Alpha: Hello, and welcome to "Experiment Alpha's Interviews"-
Lilo: You know, that name is lame.
Alpha: (Glares at Lilo)... Anyways, I'm here has you're host, Experiment Alpha, but I prefer to be called Alpha, and this here is my co-host, Lilo Pelekai.
Lilo: (Waves and smiles at camera) Aloha.
Alpha: Today, we are going to be interviewing a special guest from a different reality, but first, I need to go find him.
Lilo: Why didn't you go looking for him before we started shooting?
Alpha: ... I'll be right back.
The camera panned to see Alpha getting up from his couch and running to the backstage. There was weird sounds coming from the backstage that no one could make out, but after about 3 minutes, it stopped. Then the camera panned back to Lilo, and Lilo was just stareing towards the backstage with a blank expresion.
Alpha: Ok, he's here.
Alpha walked back to the set with a teenager with yellow-spiky hair, with a headband that had a picture of a leaf on it, and he wore an orange and black jumpsuit.
Lilo: (Gasp!)
Alpha: Here's our guest, Uzuimaki Naruto!
Naruto: (Sit's down at a guest chair) It's a pleasure to be here, (looks at Alpha) but what are you exactly? You just asked me if I wanted to be on T.V, but you didn't introduce you're self.
Alpha: I'm Experiment Alpha, created by evil genius scientist, Jumba Jookiba, although he's not really that evil anymore.
Naruto: Ok... are you an Alien?
Alpha: (Sits down on couch) Yes I am.
Naruto: Ok then...
Alpha: Let's get down to the questions... so, Naruto, can you tell us a little about your self?
Naruto: Well, I'm a ninja and hero of the Hidden Leaf Village, since I recently defeated Pain, and I'm also a jinchuriki.
Alpha: You're the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi, correct?
Naruto: Yea, that kyuubi is a son of a b-
Alpha: Ok then, what are your likes and dislikes?
Naruto: I really like ramen, and I dislike the nine tails.
Alpha: We already knew that, so, you also have a crush on Sakura-chan, correct?
Naruto: (Blushs) Uhh- I-I...
Alpha: Let's skip that, (looks at Lilo) hey Lilo, youga okietaka?
Lilo: (Stareing at Naruto) Y-Ye-Yeah...
Alpha: (Looks back to Naruto) Ok, so can you show us your "jutsu"?
Naruto: Sure, (stands up) Kage bunshin no jutsu!
Many puffs of white smoke appeared beside and behind Naruto, and when the smoke subsided, an army of Naruto clones appeared.
Alpha: Nice, can you also show us the Rasengan? I'll make a target for you.
Alpha materializes a ragdoll and a pole. Alpha puts the ragdoll on the pool, making it stand up.
Naruto: Ok (looks at one of his clones), lets go!
Naruto Clone: Yes sir!
Naruto put his hand out which emitted blue energy, and his clone started to shape and rotate the energy, creating a blue energy ball.
Naruto: (Pulls hand away from clone) Ok! RASENGAN!
Naruto lunges at the target and hit it with the Rasengan, causing it to sail through the air, rotating at the same time, crashing into the wall behind them, demolishing it.
Alpha: ... Great... now I need to make a new wall.
Naruto: Sorry...
All the Naruto clones then exploded in white puffs of smoke, disappearing.
Alpha: Well that's all the time we have, thanks for coming Naruto.
Naruto: No problem, see ya.
Lilo: S-S-See y-ya.
Naruto then walks out the back exit, and Alpha lifted his hand towards the back exit, which made Naruto disappear in a yellow light.
Alpha: What's with you Lilo? You could barely say anything to him.
Lilo: Uh, I-I was just in sh-shock that y-you actually b-brought N-Naruto...
Alpha: Whatever...
Alpha: (Both Alpha and Lilo look at camera and they both wave) Well, tune in next time to see who we interview next on "Experiment Alpha's Interviews". See ya.
Lilo: I still think that name is lame...
Alpha: (Stands up) Would you shut up?
Lilo: (Stands up as well) Make me!
Alpha ran towards the camera and picked it up and threw it in Lilo's direction. She jumped out of the way, but the camera hit the ground making the broadcast very fuzzy, but still being able to hear them.
Lilo: Nicely done, you broke the camera!
Alpha: And you're seriously getting on my nerves right now! (Looks at the camera man version of himself) Cut the broadcast!
Alpha 2 then cut off the broadcast, ending the first episode.
Well that's it for the first chapter, tune in next time to see who Alpha interviews next. Read and Review!