I just love the stories with Zoro, Sanji and Luffy being cute together! So I decided to write my own. I hope you like it! (title may change, I'm open to suggestions) R and R!

Animal Party!

"Sanji~ why do I have to go with you to buy groceries?" Luffy whined to the blond chef.

"And remind me why I have to come?" Zoro asked annoyed.

"Because Luffy you ate all the food I had prepared for when we leave this island and you moss head have to come because Nami-swan, for whatever reason ran through her beautiful head, said you had to. So both of you shut up and walk." The cook snapped annoyed. He didn't want to be out with these two anymore than they wanted to be with him. Zoro huffed in annoyance, Luffy proceeded to pout and Sanji scowled. They all had better thing to do than grocery shopping.

"Sanji?"

"What Luffy?"

"I'm hungry."

Two loud smacks could be heard as both Sanji and Zoro hit Luffy over the head.

Meanwhile on the Thousand Sunny six crew members sighed in relief at the peace that had settled over the ship. They couldn't believe that there plane had worked. Those three had been driving everyone crazy all week long, even Robin was on her last nerve with them. The log pose had kept them here, at a tiny island with nothing to do, for a week. Luffy of course had been driving them all insane with his boredom and Zoro and Sanji had been making a huge mess with there constant fighting. And Nami beating them up until they stopped wasn't having the same effect anymore.

So she, Usopp, Chopper, Robin and Franky had constructed a plan to get those three off the ship. Nami and Robin had distracted Sanji while Usopp and Chopper convinced Luffy to eat all the meat Sanji had been preparing for dinner that night. They made sure Luffy got caught only after he had eaten everything but before Sanji could go kick has ass Franky shoved Zoro into Sanji. They immediately started a very violent fight as predicted. They let them go for a little bit but then they started to damage the ship. That's when Nami stepped in very violently throwing all three on them over the ship yelling not to come back until all the shopping was done. A simple job like grocery shopping would only take a normal person an hour or so, but those three were not normal. And the rest of the crew new that with those three it would probably take them all day. Normally they would have never let these three out alone but this island was safe with no marine bases or enemy pirates. And if anything did go wrong it was ok because they only had one night left on the island anyway.

"Shit headed marimo your going the wrong way again!" Sanji snapped ready to explode. This was the third time! Luffy was laughing and Sanji couldn't help but smirk as Zoro came tromping back, a light blush on his face and mumbling some bullshit about having found a shortcut to the market.

"A shortcut? Really? Well that would be really useful if we weren't already here!" Sanji said sarcastically.

"You wanna fight Swirly brow?" Zoro challenged and they both snapped flying at each other screaming insults that didn't even make sense. This last for awhile until Luffy got bored and would wonder off. Then the two would break apart and run to catch up with the rubber boy. This had been how the entire trip had been.

"Dammit, we haven't gotten anything done yet. Nami-swan will be so disappointed with me." Sanji said.

"That's cause you two keep fighting!" Luffy replied happily.

"We wouldn't even have to be out here if it wasn't for you!" Zoro growled.

"Aww but I like being out here with Zoro and Sanji~." Luffy whined. Zoro grunted. He supposed this was better then being stuck on the ship. At least the witch wasn't here to beat on him. On the other hand he was here with ero cook. He couldn't decide who he wanted to be with more.

So those three continued to shop/fight/draw as much attention to themselves as possible, the rest of the crew relaxed on the ship convinced that nothing could go wrong. They felt safe on this island simply because nothing had gone wrong yet. Does that mean that nothing will happen last minute? No, the strawhats were just being foolish. After all on the grand line no island is truly a safe place to be.

"Alright lets get this done so that we can get back to the ship." Zoro said after another fight had broke out again.

"Yeah we should… but we don't know where the hell we are. How the hell did we get lost?" Sanji asked noticing for the first time that they didn't actually know where they where anymore.

"Zoro was leading." Luffy answered.

"Why the hell was Zoro leading?" Sanji snapped tick marks appearing on his forehead. Luffy shrugged and Zoro scowled. The island may have been small but when your unfamiliar with the area it can take awhile to get around. Especially when your with the two most directionally challenged people in the world.

"Shit. Now we have to find a way back." Sanji said.

"Need directions?"

All of them whirled around to see a young man walking toward them. He seemed friendly enough and Luffy immediately bounced over.

"You'd really help us? Wow what a nice guy!" he said enthusiastically. Zoro and Sanji on the other hand glared suspiciously.

"Yeah I don't mind. Plus you guys are scaring all costumers away with your fighting." He said sweat dropping. Zoro and Sanji glanced around and sure enough the street was empty.

"So where you headed?" the boy asked.

"Uh… the food market." Sanji answered.

"Oh I know a short cut we can take. Follow me."

He began to lead them through a series of alley ways and back roads that only someone really familiar with the area would know, away from the crowds of people. Luffy saw this as an adventure while Zoro and Sanji were beginning to have doubts. They came to a stop when the boy lead them to a dead end.

"Alright here we are." He said.

"Nani? This isn't the food market." Luffy said.

"Luffy I don't think this guy ever intended to bring us to the food market." Zoro said.

"Took you this long to figure that out?" he sneered.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Zoro growled. His hand reached down to where his katanas should be to find they weren't there! Nami had kicked them off the ship before he could grab them. Well, that was fine. If he needed to rely on brawn alone he could do that even without Sanji and Luffy here to back him up. This pipsqueak didn't know who he was messing with.

"Me? Oh you know, just a bounty hunter about to make a shit load of money." He said sneer still in place.

"Yeah? Well you picked the wrong pirates to mess with kid." Sanji said lighting a smoke.

"Do you think I'm underestimating you guys? No, no I just have a sure fire way of catching you guys is all." He said.

"We've heard that one before." Luffy said.

All three lunged at the kid ready to fight him and leave when he held up his hand and yelled

"Dōbutsu- Dōbutsu beam model cat!"

A white light shot out of the palm of his hand. Luffy using his rubber abilities was able to avoid being hit, Sanji and Zoro however not so lucky. The beam hit them and they both fell to the ground and Luffy watched in horrified fascination as his swordsman and chef turned into tiny kitten right before his eyes. Behind him he heard the boy yell

"Dōbutsu- Dōbutsu beam model dog!" and suddenly the beam hit him. Luffy fell to the ground and turned into a small black puppy.

"What the hell!" Luffy tried to shout but all that came out was a small bark.

"See I told you I could catch you." The boy said laughing.

"What the hell did you do to us bastered?" Zoro, currently a small green kitten, hissed.

"You had better change us back!" Sanji, a small yellow kitten, screeched.

"What's that? I don't speak animal. Anyway I suppose you want to know what just happened. Well I ate the Dōbutsu- Dōbutsu fruit, meaning I can turn any living creature into whatever I want. And my little power also cancels the affects of other devil fruit users. That means you aren't rubber any more Luffy." He paused and pulled a den den mushi out of his pocket. Whispering into it for a second before he slipped it back into his pocket he continued his explanation.

"I can change you back the same way and I fully intent to… after your all securely locked up in a marine base somewhere and I have my fortune." He said. The noise of footsteps could be heard coming from the other end of the alley and all everyone looked over at once. Standing there were two man each one hold a small animal cage. It didn't take a genius for Zoro, Sanji and Luffy to figure out who would be going in there.

"Ah, there you two are. Hurry up and grab these three so we can go make ourselves rich!" he said. And they started to close in on the unfortunate pirates.

For anyone who hasn't figured it out by now or doesn't already know Dōbutsu means Animal. So its the Animal-Animal fruit.