AN: This is basically a spoof of the song "There's a Hurricane Tonight" from an anime called Bubblegum Crisis. You may not know the song, but you may find the Relena-related lyrics amusing... And don't think that we're too sadistic... (I was beginning to worry when we were shooting her in the head... GOMEN!) Anyhoo, enjoy... And don't think we're too twisted or insane... If you have a copy of the song get it out and sing along! (The English version straight off the OVA works better, since it has the sound effects... Listen out for them!)
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Haaa Haaa Haaaaaaa
On this lonely highway,
Relena got sucked up,
Big city with a hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Object heading west on 104th street, is believed to be either a raving bint or a light armoured Leo mobile suit! All OZ army troops in the vicinity respond immediately!
I could never share her pain,
The hurricane will take its course,
Big city with a hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Target located! District thirty-four!
Big city with a hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Bint's in the hurricane,
Haaa Haaa Haaaaaaa
Chasing Bint Peacecraft,
I can see a hurricane coming our way
Into the raging winds,
The howling wind,
Swept her all away!
Relena's lost,
We can't find her on radar,
Big city, still surviving day by day,
If Relena does that too,
We'll have to call Heero
Look up in the hurricane,
Spinning and spinning 'till she falls down!
She falls down!
Oh, dear, what a shame,
But we're sitting here loving it!
Loving it!
If I shot her in the head,
But thankfully,
I don't have to do that now
Ripping out her hair,
Then she'll be,
A bald bint in the sky
Relena's lost,
We can't find her on radar,
Big city, still surviving day by day,
If Relena does that too,
We'll have to call Heero
Look up in the hurricane,
Spinning and spinning 'till she falls down!
She falls down!
Oh, dear, what a shame,
But we're sitting here loving it!
(Excessive gunfire)
Loving it!
Ten four, engage!
Ready!
SHOOT THE BINT!!!
Relena's lost,
We can't find her on radar,
Big city, still surviving day by day,
If Relena does that too,
We'll have to call Heero
Look up in the hurricane,
Spinning and spinning 'till she falls down!
She falls down!
Oh, dear, what a shame,
But we're sitting here loving it!
(Excessive gunfire and Explosions)
Look up in the hurricane,
Spinning and spinning 'till she falls down!
She falls down!
Oh, dear, what a shame,
But we're sitting here loving it!
Loving it!
Loving it!
Loving it!