Frisk wants Spaghetti
Summary : "I want spaghetti"
(A/N) : Inspired by a conversation with my friend
Spoiler Warnings : Minor ending parts of Perfect Pacifist, (nearly nothing the wiki page hasn't already spoiled)
The skeleton brothers were hanging around Snowdin with Frisk, when suddenly the kid in question commented "I want spaghetti."
"NYEH!" Papyrus shouted, "I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL HELP YOU IN YOUR TIME OF DESPERATION HUMAN!"
With a war cry, Frisk shouted, "GIVE ME YOUR DAMN NOODLES!" and waved around a stick as if it were a sword.
As Papyrus rushed inside to prepare the meal, Sans approached Frisk, who bore a look as if realizing the consequences of what just happened.
"You sure you can handle this kid?"
"...yes..."
Several loud sounds echoed across the town.
Calling them in, Papyrus yelled "NYEH, ITS ON THE TABLE!"
Frisk caught sight of the 'food'. The spaghetti was burnt to a crisp, if the charred noodles were anything to go by. Frisk took a moment to wonder how something in water burns so badly. The cheese has melted through the plate and the result was a plate stuck to the table.
Frisk, encouraged by Papyrus, took a bite, and fought down the urge to spit it out. Sans gave the human a pitying glance from across the room. Frisk had second thoughts, as all desires of spaghetti (or food in general) had disappeared, but seeing he smile on Papyrus's face filled the child with Determination.
Not 5 minuets had passed when all in Snowdin heard the words, "SANS THE HUMAN HAS COLLAPSED AND IS SPEWING LIQUID FROM THEIR MOUTH, SHOULD I FEED THEM MORE SPAGHETTI?!"
Out of nowhere, Toriel burst into the house, wordlessly glaring at Papyrus. Attempting to calm his friend, Sans did was he does best
"Look Tori, it's Im-pasta-bowl that papyrus would hurt the human on purpose." A sound of drum crashes comes from somewhere.
Having finished purging the rancid spaghetti onto the floor, Frisk dashed outside. The child began go eat snow in an attempt to drown out the bike after taste.
Sans questioned to Toriel who had now calmed down thanks to his's puns, "Does this look like s-now problem to you?"
Suddenly Sans was in the ground with a snowball in his eyehole, and a grinning human to his left.
Undyne laughed at the sight, until she could barely breath.
Alphys, monitoring from her lab, thought out loud, "This would make a good FanFiction."