Nobara: Okay, this one is just a product the bored and derranged mind of
yours truely.
Hiei: A bishie fic?
Nobara: Yep
Hiei: Hardly seems original
Nobaa: But you don't know my twist
Hiei: And that would be?...
Nobara: Read and learn. This is Dedicated to my muse Himura-chan when she did her bishie fic, just Sycoth was my muse for V.F.H. Btw, I hope you don't mind but I used you two in the story going on your profiles, and Lance too. I truely hope you don't mind, it would break my heart ::pouty eyes::
Hiei: I think I'm gonna hurl...
Nobara: But anyways, if you like this story than please go to my profile and read the last section to get instructions. Love ya, mean it, now onto the story!
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It was a calm day, Kurama sat in his room playing online chess. Everyone else had left for something and Nobara was up to her neck in paperwork, so he was alone and bored. He hadn't bothered to change out of what he slept in, a pair of baggy red lounge pants, as he moped around the house. Occasionally his mother would tell him he needed to be outside but he didn't listen. The stereo was on, Linkin Park was playing, other than that it was calm. Before he could fall completely asleep a voice came over the speakers. "You've got frickin' mail!" how he loved the settings of AOL(a/n: I hate you aol die!!). Looking up lazily he saw the little yellow letter sticking out of the box. He couldn't help but wonder who it wa sfrom. Nobara had been banned from her computer to do her grandmother's bookkeeping, Kuwabara didn't have a computer, neither did Hiei, and Yusuke was out with Keiko buying a new one seeing his old one was fried with a spirit bullet.
Clicking it he boredly watched his screen as the message was loading. Before he opened it something caught his attention, there was no return address. 'That's odd' he thought as he ignored his better judgement and opened it anyways. All that it gave him was a link, not even an address for the site, just a simple link that was only dashes. Curiousity getting the better of him the fox clicked the link and was taken to a webpage that wa completely black. Watching the loading bar grow a blurred title came onto the page and froze. He hated his computer, there wasn't enough memory on it. Scrolling down he found the rest of the text was just as the title, unreadable. Irratation was rising in him as he scrolled down the length of the page until he reached the bottom with another link which simply said 'Make Me A Trainer'.
'So that's what this is, a Pokemon role playing thingie or something. Hey anything's better than nothing' he thought to himself as he moved his mouse to click the link. The voice that Kurama listened to usually had lost to boredom and was rewarded with the consequences it had promised. A brilliant flash and Kurama felt a sensation run through him, like being pulled through warm water. As soon as the light died down the fox looked around. "Where are we Kurama?" asked an irked voice beside him. Looking over he saw everyone, Yusuke, Hiei, even Nobara. "Um, I'm not exactly sure," he responded and looked at Nobara. He blinked rapidly as his vision doubled and he saw Nobara and Faia standing side by side. Nobara had a look of surprise on her face and pointed towards Kurama.
"Erm, fox-boy, Youko..." she started and trailed off leaving the sentance unfinished. Looking to his left he saw Youko standing beside him, as if he'd never been part of Kurama. Nobara looked at Faia an both screamed in response to seeing the other. "What's going on here?" asked Yusuke who had been quietly observing the scenery (a/n: Wow, he can do that?!). Everyone else shrugged just a bright puff of purple cloud floated up to them. "Ah! EVIL PIXIE!!" shouted Nobara as she sprang backwards and was caught by Kurama. The smal person only rolled his eyes, "Hello, I'm Roland and you have just become new members of the newly developed TCAA program." Nobara arched an eyebrow, "What do you mean TCAA?" Roland looked at Nobara with one of those you-must-be-an-idiot faces.
"TCAA, Training Contained Authors and Authoresses. I've come to give you all that you'll be needing, con-balls, Adex, and a few certificates to get you on your feet," said the tiny floating Roland as he hovered to each bishie and gave them the above stated items. Inuyasha looked at the Adex and then back to Roland, "What's this?" he asked. Roland foled his arms, "It's the Authors Index. When you catch an author or authoress you press that blue button and a needle will pop out to take a blood sample from the author. Then it will record everything about them that you'll ever need to know. The containment balls are what you use to catch the authors and authoress."
Miroku raised his hand and began to speak, "Are you able to 'interact' with the authoresses you catch?" Roland nodded and Miroku gave a cheesey grin which immediately disappeared after Nobara threw a random object at him. Roland than flew over to Nobara, "You on the other hand will be the hunted because you write stories" Nobara sighed and Faia began laughing, "Run fast." Roland cleared his throat and looked at Faia, "You too are an authoress with your fiction A Koorime Tear and Angels Wings." Faia began to curse violently under breath as two small silver balls flew towards the girls. Being inside the ball was almost like being crammed into a locker, little breathing space, cramped, and it smelled oddly like fingernail polish remover.
After a moment the two popped back out gasping for air and glaring evilly at the bishies standing before them. "W-who dunnit?" asked Faia in a menacing voice. Youko laughed and stepped forward to cup Faia's face in his hand, "Who do you think?" The black haired fox tried to bite the hand that held her face but was only released and stumbled forward. "Kurama please say you're my trainer, I don't think I could survive being it's pet," said Nobara pointing to Miroku. Kurama looked at the ball in his hand and then back to Nobara, "I think so." Roland shook his head and flew over to Youko. Snatching the ball from him he handed it to Kurama and Kurama's conball to Youko. "Oh no..." groaned both Faia and Nobara at the same time as they realized who they were going to be stuck with for the next long period of time.
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Nobara: How was that for a twist?
Kurama: Not bad but Faia? Why me?
Nobara: It shall all be explained in the next chapter.
Kurama: Good, where's Hiei?
Nobhara::points to corner:: Sugar coma
Hiei: . ::drooling::
Kurama: I knew it was bound to happen...
Nobara: But anyways, see you next tiome and remember, if you liked this go to my profile, last paragraph and read on what you need to do if you are a author or authoress reading this, or even if you just have a account. Love ya, mean it, ciao
Hiei: A bishie fic?
Nobara: Yep
Hiei: Hardly seems original
Nobaa: But you don't know my twist
Hiei: And that would be?...
Nobara: Read and learn. This is Dedicated to my muse Himura-chan when she did her bishie fic, just Sycoth was my muse for V.F.H. Btw, I hope you don't mind but I used you two in the story going on your profiles, and Lance too. I truely hope you don't mind, it would break my heart ::pouty eyes::
Hiei: I think I'm gonna hurl...
Nobara: But anyways, if you like this story than please go to my profile and read the last section to get instructions. Love ya, mean it, now onto the story!
(/(/(/(/
It was a calm day, Kurama sat in his room playing online chess. Everyone else had left for something and Nobara was up to her neck in paperwork, so he was alone and bored. He hadn't bothered to change out of what he slept in, a pair of baggy red lounge pants, as he moped around the house. Occasionally his mother would tell him he needed to be outside but he didn't listen. The stereo was on, Linkin Park was playing, other than that it was calm. Before he could fall completely asleep a voice came over the speakers. "You've got frickin' mail!" how he loved the settings of AOL(a/n: I hate you aol die!!). Looking up lazily he saw the little yellow letter sticking out of the box. He couldn't help but wonder who it wa sfrom. Nobara had been banned from her computer to do her grandmother's bookkeeping, Kuwabara didn't have a computer, neither did Hiei, and Yusuke was out with Keiko buying a new one seeing his old one was fried with a spirit bullet.
Clicking it he boredly watched his screen as the message was loading. Before he opened it something caught his attention, there was no return address. 'That's odd' he thought as he ignored his better judgement and opened it anyways. All that it gave him was a link, not even an address for the site, just a simple link that was only dashes. Curiousity getting the better of him the fox clicked the link and was taken to a webpage that wa completely black. Watching the loading bar grow a blurred title came onto the page and froze. He hated his computer, there wasn't enough memory on it. Scrolling down he found the rest of the text was just as the title, unreadable. Irratation was rising in him as he scrolled down the length of the page until he reached the bottom with another link which simply said 'Make Me A Trainer'.
'So that's what this is, a Pokemon role playing thingie or something. Hey anything's better than nothing' he thought to himself as he moved his mouse to click the link. The voice that Kurama listened to usually had lost to boredom and was rewarded with the consequences it had promised. A brilliant flash and Kurama felt a sensation run through him, like being pulled through warm water. As soon as the light died down the fox looked around. "Where are we Kurama?" asked an irked voice beside him. Looking over he saw everyone, Yusuke, Hiei, even Nobara. "Um, I'm not exactly sure," he responded and looked at Nobara. He blinked rapidly as his vision doubled and he saw Nobara and Faia standing side by side. Nobara had a look of surprise on her face and pointed towards Kurama.
"Erm, fox-boy, Youko..." she started and trailed off leaving the sentance unfinished. Looking to his left he saw Youko standing beside him, as if he'd never been part of Kurama. Nobara looked at Faia an both screamed in response to seeing the other. "What's going on here?" asked Yusuke who had been quietly observing the scenery (a/n: Wow, he can do that?!). Everyone else shrugged just a bright puff of purple cloud floated up to them. "Ah! EVIL PIXIE!!" shouted Nobara as she sprang backwards and was caught by Kurama. The smal person only rolled his eyes, "Hello, I'm Roland and you have just become new members of the newly developed TCAA program." Nobara arched an eyebrow, "What do you mean TCAA?" Roland looked at Nobara with one of those you-must-be-an-idiot faces.
"TCAA, Training Contained Authors and Authoresses. I've come to give you all that you'll be needing, con-balls, Adex, and a few certificates to get you on your feet," said the tiny floating Roland as he hovered to each bishie and gave them the above stated items. Inuyasha looked at the Adex and then back to Roland, "What's this?" he asked. Roland foled his arms, "It's the Authors Index. When you catch an author or authoress you press that blue button and a needle will pop out to take a blood sample from the author. Then it will record everything about them that you'll ever need to know. The containment balls are what you use to catch the authors and authoress."
Miroku raised his hand and began to speak, "Are you able to 'interact' with the authoresses you catch?" Roland nodded and Miroku gave a cheesey grin which immediately disappeared after Nobara threw a random object at him. Roland than flew over to Nobara, "You on the other hand will be the hunted because you write stories" Nobara sighed and Faia began laughing, "Run fast." Roland cleared his throat and looked at Faia, "You too are an authoress with your fiction A Koorime Tear and Angels Wings." Faia began to curse violently under breath as two small silver balls flew towards the girls. Being inside the ball was almost like being crammed into a locker, little breathing space, cramped, and it smelled oddly like fingernail polish remover.
After a moment the two popped back out gasping for air and glaring evilly at the bishies standing before them. "W-who dunnit?" asked Faia in a menacing voice. Youko laughed and stepped forward to cup Faia's face in his hand, "Who do you think?" The black haired fox tried to bite the hand that held her face but was only released and stumbled forward. "Kurama please say you're my trainer, I don't think I could survive being it's pet," said Nobara pointing to Miroku. Kurama looked at the ball in his hand and then back to Nobara, "I think so." Roland shook his head and flew over to Youko. Snatching the ball from him he handed it to Kurama and Kurama's conball to Youko. "Oh no..." groaned both Faia and Nobara at the same time as they realized who they were going to be stuck with for the next long period of time.
(/(/(/(/(/
Nobara: How was that for a twist?
Kurama: Not bad but Faia? Why me?
Nobara: It shall all be explained in the next chapter.
Kurama: Good, where's Hiei?
Nobhara::points to corner:: Sugar coma
Hiei: . ::drooling::
Kurama: I knew it was bound to happen...
Nobara: But anyways, see you next tiome and remember, if you liked this go to my profile, last paragraph and read on what you need to do if you are a author or authoress reading this, or even if you just have a account. Love ya, mean it, ciao