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James: Lily, my life, my love, here have you been all my life?
Lily: Hiding from you Potter. Now go away before I kick your ass.
James: You couldn't kick my ass. You're too tiny.
Lily: But I could tell the Mary who "accidently" sat on her cat….
James: 'runs away in fear'
James: Haven't I seen you someplace before, like heaven?
Lily: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
James: Is this seat empty?
Lily: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
James: Your place or mine?
Lily: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
James: So, what do you do for a living?
Lily: I'm a female impersonator.
James: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Lily: Do not enter.
James: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Lily: Unfertilized.
James: Lily, our body is like a temple.
Lily: Sorry, there are no services today. Or ever.
James: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Lily: But would you stay there?
James: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Lily: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
James: I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Lily: Evaporate, tall person!
James: I suffer from Amnesia? Do I know you?
Lily: I really wish you didn't.
James: I need you Lily.
Lily: More than you know.
James: Not that much.
Lily: 'slaps James'
James: I know how to please a woman
Lily: Then you would know to leave me alone.
James: I want to give myself to you
Lily: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
James: It's a good thing I have a library card, because I'm ready to check you out.
Lily: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
James: Who? I'M GOING TO KILL HIM! 'runs off in search of nonexistent guy'
James: Haven't we met before?
Lily: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD clinic.
James: Why don't we go to the Astronomy tower to..
Lily: Push you off?
James: Never mind 'runs away'
James: Hey baby, what sign were you born under?
Lily: No parking.
James: How about you and I hitting the hot spots?
Lily: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
James: I go through anything for you!
Lily: Great! Let's start with your bank account!
James: You look like you're from a dream
Lily: Then go to sleep 'thinks about knocking him out permanently with a bat while he's out'
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