Jean was always a little weird… but his sexual interests were even weirder.

You see, training in the military was an exhausting job. He was tired of trying to excel Eren Jagger, and he felt like he really needed something to take all the stress off his shoulders.

"Hey Jean! Do you want to go with us to the magically appearing sauna that is physically possible in this AU?" Marco called out to him. It was a call for help. But Jean couldn't help him today.

"No thanks marco, I think I'm going to go visit the horse stalls, they're my friends now…" Jean said solemnly.

"Okay that's fine I guess. Here is a sugar cube." Marco held out a perfectly square cube made of sugar in the palm of his hand. The temptation was… overwhelming. Jean promptly gave in and SUCKED THAT MOTHERFUCKER UP INTO HIS MOUTH LIKE A GOD DAMN VACUUM. "Thank you…" Jean said his last words to Marco as he pirouetted the fuck away.

Approaching the Horse stalls, Jean's heart started to thump. BADOOM BooM bADooMmom BoOOm!? BoM. BOOM. Booam,.

Amazing.

He walked down the rows of Horses, feeling and hearing the straw crunch beneath his boots. He stopped suddenly as he heard a most majestic voice sing…

"On the road again…. I can't wait to get on the road again…"

It was donkey. Jean rushed towards him and stopped in awe of his presence. He could feel the blush rush to his cheeks. And his penis. Definitely his penis.

"Hey! Do you wanna have a sleep over with me? In the mornin'…. I'm makin' WAFFLES!" Donkey said.

"Y-yes! More than anything!" Jean said.

"Take a seat!" Donkey was excited. He had always admired Jean from afar. Now was his time to shine.

Jean promptly took a seat next to the ass, and slowly cuddled up next to him, hugging him and nudging his face along Donkey's fur.

"You smell like parfaits…" Jean cooed as he nuzzled his face into Donkey.

"Of course I do! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!" Donkey said.

"Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!" Jean said, chuckling to himself.

"That's what I was going to say!" Donkey excited cooed back.

Suddenly then, Donkey used his hooves to push Jean down playfully. Jean turned the tables and rough housed with him a while. The night was still young, and so were they. Jean promptly inserted his dick smalley into Donkey's tight ass. Donkey cried out and Jean shed a tear, a tear of righteousness. "Donkey! You're the best ass ever! In both ways!" He cried out, Donkey going HEE YAYAH HEE HAW HEEE HAW AHHENHAO in the process. It was pure beauty, an ogreasmic experience. They collapsed peacefully together.

Jean woke up the next morning with the fresh smell of waffles doused in syrup. He opened one eye slightly and saw Donkey making the delicious breakfast in the home-made horse stall kitchen. He smirked and snuggled back into the hay.

And from that day, his love for Donkey became eternal.

The end.