Zer0 Fanflic Romance Zer0XOC Character. Chapter. 1 The Person Named Winter.
Personally, I think Zer0 needs more love and more romance stories. Therefore, I made this. PS I HATE HANDSOME JACK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY HE CALLS HIMSELF HANDSOME THERE IS NOTHIN HANDSOME ABOUT HIM IN ANYWAY HE SO FUCKIN UGLY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. Ok rant over X'D but seriously, why dose he call himself that his face looks like he stapled it on… XD Story start.
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Handsome jacks pov.
I stormed into the chamber where Angel was contend. As I walked in my rage and annoyance showed clearly on my face. I managed to speak the first part of my sentence in a level tone.
"Talk to me Angel."
The rest of my sentence was an angry annoyed.
"I need a vault hunter, and I need 'em yesterday."
Her even almost bored response pissed me off as she spoke.
"I found someone with great potential. His name is Zer0. At least hes called that. No one knows his real name, and-"
I was pissed off and almost yelled. "NO! NO, NO, NO.
I managed to control my tone. "Next! I hate the 'mysterious Warrior' types. Nine out of ten times theres nothing actually special about them. Who else you got-"
She simply replied. "Playing Zer0 Surveillance footage."
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Record begins
Bandit: Slag you Freak!
Bandit: URK!-
Zer0: Leaves falling from trees/ Snow drifting onto the ground/ life leaving your corpse.
Recording ends
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I was completely shocked. "Did that guy just speak in Haiku?"
I turned around and pressed a button calling one of my 'pets'
The moment she came in, I spoke in a very even tone.
"Winter I want you to watch this guy without attracting his suspicion. Keep an eye on his until further notice understand."
As always, she never asks questions and just gave a simple yes sir. I watched winter leave and turned my attention back to Angel.
I turned back to Angel. "So what's this Zer0 doing on Pandora in the first place?"
Her response pissed me off more. "I dunno."
Angel, you've got a brain the size of a planet. Don't give me 'I dunno'.
She sounded slightly annoyed, "From the footage we have of him, I can't even tell if Zer0's human or not."
I again was shocked. "W-w-what do you mean, not human? Is he a robot? An alien? What?"
She gave me a simple answer. "I dunno."
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Winter's Pov:
I let out a soft sigh once I was out of sight. I hated the man. He never cared to treat his man that followed him with respect or ever say please do this or thank you. I was also annoyed at having to stalk so person I never heard of for some unknown reason. If the word "stalk", was the right word to use. I entered the apartments section where all the so-called upper 'employees' have to live in. I headed to my apartment and changed into my combat outfit.
I pulled on a: semi tight black and grey tank top, blackish/grey semi tight pants, dark brown hiking' combat shoes. I pulled my trademark white hair that got me my name back in a ponytail. I pulled on my black fingerless gloves. I started to strap on hidden weapons starting with the left upper arm knife strap and added another to my right upper arm.
I strapped on the large knife to my back in a place where I can easily reach it. A thigh strap was place on both legs and a knife slipped into both of my boots. As a final change I pulled a half facial mask and a hooded coat hiding all the weapons with slits in places where I can grasp my weapons with ease. I pulled on my twin bladed katanas and my sniper rifles.
I pulled my hood over my head hiding my face from sight and strapped the Echo onto my hip. I paused for a few seconds as I looked at my apartment before leaving. I was not planning on coming back ever. I slipped into the weapons and armory room and grapped a few pistols and a shotgun and strapped them on before leaving Hyperion without a second glance. I headed to the nearest bar in a nearby town to start my search for this Zer0 person by gathering information.
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Handsome Jacks Pov
Angle spoke giving me some good news, "Evidently, Zer0 has been Pandora for a few weeks. I have satellite footage of him…. Conversing with the locals."
I glanced at her and gave her the simple order. " Roll it Angel."
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Record begins
Zeke: Hohohoho - look at this freak!
Bartender: Shaddap, Zeke. Whaddaya want - ninja…..guy?
Zer0: I desire a challenge.
Zeke: Phahaha - by the way your fruity ass talks it sounds like you're Plenty challenged! HA!
Bartender: Can it Zeke! Sorry - I swear, it's impossible to keep that boys mouth shut.
Zer0: would you consider it a challenge then?
Bartender: Uh, I guess-
Bartender: HOLY - YOU CUT OFF HIS HEAD!
Bartender: HOLY SKAGSUCK, you decapitated Zeke! Why - Why's your helmet say 'zero'
Zer0: he was no challenge. /my skills have not been tested. / My skills have not been tested. /I need something more.
Bartender: Umh, uh -the- theres are some pretty dangerous bandit clans-
Zero: No.
Bartender: The creatures around here are -
Zer0: NO.
Bartender: Uhm, the, uh… the Vault?
Zer0: ….go on
Bartender: Uh alien power, lots of danger- a real challenge. Huge challenge!
Zer0: This is intriguing/ The Vault, my masterpiece?/ Challenge accepted.
Recording ends
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Handsome jacks pov:
I was impressed with this guy. "Well, when you're right you're right, Angel I think this Zer0 guy well do nicely. Contact Winter giving the location of Zer0 and tell winter to tell him where to go to the train."
She nodded. "very well."
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Winter pov:
I heard Angels voice on my ECHO and listened to the information I received. I started to head to the city he was at which was a three day journey on foot. I stopped in at the manure city and got the supplies I would need and headed out toward the city where Zer0 was. I was very fast but even I needed to sleep I was a third of the way there and started to look for a good campsite to sleep and eat some food. By the time I found a spot, it was very late. I glanced up at the sky pinpoint my location on the map and estimated that I only had 5 hours to get some sleep. I rolled up in a ball next to a tree trunk and drifted off into a light sleep.
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O.O 7 pages my personally best. There will be soon coming your way. Hope you enjoyed.
XD I wrote the part of her getting ready when the song Ready for War by 50 Cents was playing it was so ironic XD.
Third time edited maybe the saying three times the charm will work XD.
XD manure city XD. I read this and couldn't stop laughing big opps on my part but hey its funny and I kind of gave a city a name XD