(A/N: Was gonna be called 'Hostage Situation' but that name was already taken…)

Highway Robbery: Chapter 1: Normal Day Gone Wrong

It started off as a normal day, Perry the Platypus kicked down the door to Dr Doofenshmirtz's house like normal, now on a normal day Doof would have a plan for the secret agent platypus to foil, but today was unlike normal days.

"Oh Hey Perry the Platypus, I don't really have an evil scheme for today, I was just about to go to the bank tho, you wanna come?"

Perry just glared at him.

"C'mon please Perry the Platypus? I don't want to go alone" The doctor begged.

The platypus continued to glare at him.

"Pleeeeeaaassssseeeee?"

Perry sighed and nodded.

"Oh thank you Perry the Platypus! I'll go get my keys!" Doof hurried to the other room to find his keys.

From the other room Perry heard and lot of rustling and things being thrown and things being broken, a cat meowing and an occasional 'ow' but finally Doof came back with his keys.

"Found em, lets go!"

They got in Norm and headed off to the bank. Soon they were there and parking in the parking lot. Perry and Doof walked inside, it was packed with people.

"I don't want you getting lost Perry the Platypus so stay close"

They got in the line, which was fairly long. It took a while but they finally close to the front to which Perry was relieved, because the whole time they were in line Doofenshmirtz was rambling about how he hated lines and that he wished he had those copies of himself that he made a while back.

They were next in line when BANG!

A shot rang out.

And a voice that said.

"This is a robbery! Everybody down now!"

Yep…definitely not a normal day.

Everyone got down on the ground, everyone except Perry who just stood there looking bored.

A guy with a black ski mask pointed his gun at the platypuses head, and the guys partner stood about 6 feet away holding his gun at the other people.

"You too Duck Beaver"

The platypus just stood there.

"I said to get down!"

All of a sudden Doof spoke up.

"Perry the Platypus isn't scared of you!"

Shut up Doof…

"He's not is he?" The robber mused.

"No, no he's not! Perry the Platypus could take the both of you down with both paws tied behind his back!"

"Oh really?" The robber grinned.

"And ya wanna know why?"

Doof be quiet…

"Because he's a secret agent! The best one in his agency!"

Perry mentally facepalmed at Doof's stupidity.

"Best one huh?" The robber smiled "Well if you're their best one, I wonder how much they'll pay to get you back…"

"Probably a lot" Doof said.

"Walk" The robber placed his gun against Perry's back and led him to the bank office.

The platypus glared at his nemesis.

Thanks Doof, thanks a lot.

A/N: Can someone say short? Just a start off but promise it will be longer in later chapters…R & R? Don't Flame x(