Welcome to my 1st fanfic! I hope you enjoy it! I'm sorry for you serious
people, but this story has no love story (unless you call the relationship
between Cosmo and Wanda a relationship). Ok, let me rephrase this... this
story is meant to be fun, childish humor. There will be no kissing, and
deffinately no porno. And if you are looking for a twisted, complicated
plot, you won't find it here. Someday, I may write something that will make
people think, but for now, this is supposed to be an easy read. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: ALL HAIL THE MARVELOUS CREATORS OF THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS! They are the true geniuses that own the characters Cosmo, Wanda, Jorgen, and Juandisimo. They also own Fairy World. I own the uninteresting characters.
"Cosmo darling, have fun at school today," called Momma Cosma, Cosmo's, mother "And please, try to learn something today."
"Learning?" Cosmo cringed, "Why do you do this to me, school?"
Shaking the horrifying feeling off, he transformed himself into a rubber ball and bounded off to Fairy Elementary. Quickly, he saw some people he knew. With a poof, he changed back into his green fairy self to go over and say hello to Ernie, Ella and Mark.
"Hey guys want to play magic fight? Its fun and it reminds me nothing of the hunt!" asked Cosmo.
Slightly scared of the thought of Cosmo with a wand and slightly confused of how Cosmo associated magic with "the hunt," Ernie, Ella and Mark slowly inched away. Checking around and seeing that Cosmo was still there with a vacant expression on his face and holding a wand, Ernie, Ella and Mark dashed away in fear that Cosmo might do something stupid with the wand.
Shrugging, Cosmo occupied himself by flying around in circles and saying "WEEEEEE" until the school bell rang.
Fairy Elementary was built like most things in Fairy World. It was made up of a pink fluffy cloud with a big wand-shaped flagpole in front with a flag saying "Fairy World" on it. These was the school where all the good fairies went so they could learn how to do magic and they would hopefully not end up being an elf, or worse, eternally live at their mom's house.
Mrs. Pudding was a tall, shy, pleasant fairy. She also taught 4th grade at Fairy Elementary. She always looked forward to seeing her students, well, most of her students...
"WEEEEEEE!" Cosmo was still spinning around, but now he was also bouncing. He continued this dance of randomness for a good portion of five minutes. Eventually Mrs. Pudding magically created a frying pan and soundly smacked Cosmo with it. Unharmed, Cosmo quietly walked to his desk and sat down.
"Good morning class," said Mrs. Pudding.
"Good morning Mrs. Pudding," chanted the class, excluding Cosmo who was busy laughing.
"HAHA! They said - HAHA – Pu – HAHA – and then – HAHA – Ding! HAHA" Cosmo said between guffaws of laughter.
With a snap of Mrs. Pudding's fingers, duct tape entirely covered Cosmo's mouth.
After a long pause, Mrs. Pudding finally said, "Now class, today is the annual fairy check up where Jorgen Von Strangle comes to see if we are learning. But in the meantime I think that we will have show and tell. Who would like to go first?" Several young fairies raised their hands. "Juandisimo? Why don't you go first?
Juandisimo approached the front of the classroom and proceeded to flex his muscles so that his shirt would rip off and then he would make his shirt magically poof on again. He repeated this process eight times. All the girls had fainted from the sight of his sexy muscles except for a pink fairy named Wanda.
Juandisimo was in shock. Out of curiosity, he approached the mysterious Wanda. "Why did you not faint at the power of my beauty?" he questioned as flexed one of his pecs at a time to the tune of bongo music. (A/N don't ask me where the music came from. This is Fairy World, remember?)
"I just don't see what's so entertaining about your muscles," replied Wanda.
"You are so mysterious, so...pink. Say you will date me so that we may be in each other's company forever! For my love is as full as the moon!" Juandisimo told Wanda, using his seductive, overly romantic voice.
"Well...OK,"
At that point Cosmo stripped off his duct tape and yelled, "WWWAAANNNDDDAAA!"
"Do I know you?" Wanda asked Cosmo.
"No, but it sounded like a good idea to yell WWWAAANNNDDDAAA!"
"You sound like fun. Let's date."
"Whatever you say baby."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" This yell came from Juandisimo this time. "I have lost my one true love! Wanda, come back!" He would have yelled for longer, but he caught his reflection in his personal mirror and was quite taken with his expression.
Just then, Jorgen Von Strangle entered the classroom...
Please Review! It would mean the world 2 me! And I will keep it going and answer your reviews if I get one!
Disclaimer: ALL HAIL THE MARVELOUS CREATORS OF THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS! They are the true geniuses that own the characters Cosmo, Wanda, Jorgen, and Juandisimo. They also own Fairy World. I own the uninteresting characters.
"Cosmo darling, have fun at school today," called Momma Cosma, Cosmo's, mother "And please, try to learn something today."
"Learning?" Cosmo cringed, "Why do you do this to me, school?"
Shaking the horrifying feeling off, he transformed himself into a rubber ball and bounded off to Fairy Elementary. Quickly, he saw some people he knew. With a poof, he changed back into his green fairy self to go over and say hello to Ernie, Ella and Mark.
"Hey guys want to play magic fight? Its fun and it reminds me nothing of the hunt!" asked Cosmo.
Slightly scared of the thought of Cosmo with a wand and slightly confused of how Cosmo associated magic with "the hunt," Ernie, Ella and Mark slowly inched away. Checking around and seeing that Cosmo was still there with a vacant expression on his face and holding a wand, Ernie, Ella and Mark dashed away in fear that Cosmo might do something stupid with the wand.
Shrugging, Cosmo occupied himself by flying around in circles and saying "WEEEEEE" until the school bell rang.
Fairy Elementary was built like most things in Fairy World. It was made up of a pink fluffy cloud with a big wand-shaped flagpole in front with a flag saying "Fairy World" on it. These was the school where all the good fairies went so they could learn how to do magic and they would hopefully not end up being an elf, or worse, eternally live at their mom's house.
Mrs. Pudding was a tall, shy, pleasant fairy. She also taught 4th grade at Fairy Elementary. She always looked forward to seeing her students, well, most of her students...
"WEEEEEEE!" Cosmo was still spinning around, but now he was also bouncing. He continued this dance of randomness for a good portion of five minutes. Eventually Mrs. Pudding magically created a frying pan and soundly smacked Cosmo with it. Unharmed, Cosmo quietly walked to his desk and sat down.
"Good morning class," said Mrs. Pudding.
"Good morning Mrs. Pudding," chanted the class, excluding Cosmo who was busy laughing.
"HAHA! They said - HAHA – Pu – HAHA – and then – HAHA – Ding! HAHA" Cosmo said between guffaws of laughter.
With a snap of Mrs. Pudding's fingers, duct tape entirely covered Cosmo's mouth.
After a long pause, Mrs. Pudding finally said, "Now class, today is the annual fairy check up where Jorgen Von Strangle comes to see if we are learning. But in the meantime I think that we will have show and tell. Who would like to go first?" Several young fairies raised their hands. "Juandisimo? Why don't you go first?
Juandisimo approached the front of the classroom and proceeded to flex his muscles so that his shirt would rip off and then he would make his shirt magically poof on again. He repeated this process eight times. All the girls had fainted from the sight of his sexy muscles except for a pink fairy named Wanda.
Juandisimo was in shock. Out of curiosity, he approached the mysterious Wanda. "Why did you not faint at the power of my beauty?" he questioned as flexed one of his pecs at a time to the tune of bongo music. (A/N don't ask me where the music came from. This is Fairy World, remember?)
"I just don't see what's so entertaining about your muscles," replied Wanda.
"You are so mysterious, so...pink. Say you will date me so that we may be in each other's company forever! For my love is as full as the moon!" Juandisimo told Wanda, using his seductive, overly romantic voice.
"Well...OK,"
At that point Cosmo stripped off his duct tape and yelled, "WWWAAANNNDDDAAA!"
"Do I know you?" Wanda asked Cosmo.
"No, but it sounded like a good idea to yell WWWAAANNNDDDAAA!"
"You sound like fun. Let's date."
"Whatever you say baby."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" This yell came from Juandisimo this time. "I have lost my one true love! Wanda, come back!" He would have yelled for longer, but he caught his reflection in his personal mirror and was quite taken with his expression.
Just then, Jorgen Von Strangle entered the classroom...
Please Review! It would mean the world 2 me! And I will keep it going and answer your reviews if I get one!