Why did this have to be so difficult? It was one simple five minute test, and yet Hange felt unusually scared for the results. Scientific tests, especially those having to do with titans, made her excited but something like this was the exact opposite reaction. She would normally think of the pros and cons of her experiments so that's exactly what she did.

Pros: She would be a mother. Levi would get closer to her possibly.
Cons: That would probably never happen. She couldn't bring a child into a world surrounded by
danger.

Is there seriously no way to make this choice work? Before she had time to think of any more dependent and independent variables of the situation the little stick started to show a result.

Positive

"No. I don't want this now! I'm at the peak of my research, not the peak of my midlife crisis! And Levi! If he found out he would definitely freak out!" She thought aloud.

As if God had heard her and wanted to make the day even shittier, there was a knock on the door.

"Oi! Shitty-Glasses, let me in."

Hange tried to ignore his voice and fled to the bathroom, only to be stared down by a pregnancy test. She was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

It had been at least five minutes before she heard her door get kicked open by the monotonous man.

"I know you're in here Hange, come out damn it."

She heard his footsteps coming to the bathroom. If he saw the stick on the sink it was all over for her. Hanges only choice was to come out and avert him in another direction.

"Why are you here Levi?" she tried to say in the most normal way possible.

"Tsk. I should've known you would lie to me Shitty Glasses." He spat out.

"Lev-"

"Because you have your head so far up your as- no you know what so far up a TITANS ass that you wouldn't care about anything else."

She didn't want to listen to this right now. This was the last straw for her today. Taking the test and trying to act normal these few months had been enough for her and now this?! She was about to blow over.

"But I..." She trailed off

"Do you think it's easy for me to watch you fucking endangering yourself because you're thinking about things? Don't you fucking care about yourself at all?!" Levi screamed, grabbing her by her shoulders.

"Of course I-"

"I wasn't finished yet Shitty-Glasses." He breathed in slowly and stops for a moment, looking at her, twisting his face up. "You look damn terrible and smell like shit. Shittier than usual at least. When was the last time you fucking bathed? A week? Month?"

Her tolerance for his insults right now was about zero percent done with his bullshit.

"I've been busy, okay!" She almost yelled.

"With what? Screwing Sonny and Bean?"

"No, I've been fucking you Shortie!"

"That was only once damnit!" He defended.

"Yeah, well it only took once to happen!" Hange blurted by accident. She didn't mean for that to come out.

Levi gave her a mysterious and questionate look. "..Once for what?"

There was a brief pause until it was broken by her sigh.

"I need to go home..."

"Go home? We're in your fucking house right now. What are you hidding from me Hanji?!"

"Someone that will stop humanities strongest." She admitted.

"Someone? Are you seeing someone else?!" He cluelessly responded.

She wondered how he could be so vacuous right now. "For Gods sake Levi do I need to spell it out for you, daddy!?

"...w-what did you just call me?" He wished he could just leave right now. Everything was becoming too confusing.

"You wouldn't even care about us anyways.." She jumped up monotonously on her horse, riding in the direction the wall.

He tried to go after her even though he didn't have a horse. The only thing he could do was run and shout at her. "What do you mean by 'us'?"

"Just go Levi!" Hange squeaked out.

"Stop being fucking irrational and slow down!"

Hange abruptly stopped her horse and faced him, looking as angry as he would be if someone stole his cleaning supplies.

"Irrational...? Are you calling me crazy? You know what, maybe I am! I was crazy about you, but even after years of what I thought was friendship, the only way to make you realize I wanted more was to have that one night stand! You were drunk! If you were sober than night then we would never be in the damn situation and this kid wouldn't even exist!" She ranted, feeling deflated after.

"What kid!?"

"Yours. But I gues we're just too abnormal and unsanitary for the likes of you. Maybe you should go see Petra because she's the only one here suitable for "the world's savior." Hange finished. She was done with him now.

Grabbing the reins of the saddle, she started to head out, disappearing into the land outside the walls. This time Levi was too shocked to follow. He was shot down. Hard.