This is inspired by so many rule books out there, so I hope it's a good one and you guys like it. I am always open to ideas(:
Narrator is Tony Stark's long lost niece, Annika Rose Baer come to live with the Avengers after her parents die.
RULE #1: DO NOT PROVOKE BRUCE BANNER
" Hey Bruce will you get mad if I poke you?"
"Yes, why?"
"Tony said you would." I say as I walk away leaving him to his newspaper. Ten minutes later, I start to shoot spit balls at him.
"TONY!" he yells. Tony walks out of his lab and sits down by Bruce. I shoot a few more. Bruce glares at Tony. Tony is oblivious. I shoot a few more and then Bruce begins to Hulk out.
"What in the hell, Banner?" Tony screams running for his life from the green rage monster. I laugh evilly and crawl back through the air vents into my room.
RULE #2: DON'T ASK NATASHA HOW HER'S AND SPIDERMAN'S SEX IS
"I was wondering Natasha.." I begin one morning.
"What…" she asked giving me her 'what now' look.
"How is the sex between you and Spiderman?" I ask.
"ANNIKA ROSE BAER? WHY IN THE- DON'T EVER ASK SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. AND STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH THAT GOD DAMNED NERD!" she yelled at me right before throwing her coffee mug at my head, which might I add, I dodged very easily.
"Your aim is getting lousy." I grin over my shoulder.
"Oh no it's not. I just don't want to hurt you!" she yells at me. I pass a confused looking Clint as I go back to my room.
RULE #3 DON'T CHALLENGE AGENT CLINT BARTON TO AN ARCHERY CONTEST
I was feeling cocky one morning so while we were all at breakfast I decided to challenge Clint.
"I bet I could beat you in an archery contest." I said to him. The only response I got was laughter from everybody.
"Anna if you win I will buy you ANYTHING you want." Tony said taking a drink of his orange juice.
"Challenge accepted."
We went to the shooting range after eating and the contest began.
It ended quickly when I accidently shot an arrow into the stereo, Clint hit every target and even split some arrows.
I lost, badly. -.-
RULE #4 DON'T PLAY ARY WITH LOKI
Loki and I were alone in the tower one day and I found Steve's old military helmet and convinced Loki to play army with me. He was easily convinced. We built our forts and such. When it came time for battle he had his scepter and I one of Natasha's spare guns..
One hour later..
The Avengers, Fury, and Coulson walk out of the elevator to see a completely destroyed Living room, dining room, and kitchen. They follow the damage to find Loki and I still battling it, out currently destroying the gym. I was using a punching bag for cover.
"LOKI'S AFTER ANNA!" Natasha yelled as she charged after him. Instantly her thighs were wrapped around his neck.
"What are you talking about Tasha? We were having a war!" I yell running over there.
"Are you trying to give him more ideas to take over the world?" Fury yelled.
"Are you trying to drive me insane?" I counter.
I am currently being interrogated as to if I am helping him plan world domination, since as Fury puts it 'I know your damn well capable of taking over this world single handedly, Annika.'
RULE #5 DON'T TOUCH THE IRON MAN SUITS
I may or may not have taken one for a joy ride…
May or may not have completely destroyed another one..
And may or may not have painted nails, put makeup on it, and put one in a dress. That one may have also been Tony's favorite and newest..
What do you think? Comment? Por Favor y gracias!