Disclaimer: Fushigi Yugi and the idea for Malicious Play do NOT belong to me. They both belong to Yu Watase.

Author's Warning: This is meant to be stupid, hopefully in a funny sort of way. It's also the first in a series of Malicious Play-style fics I plan to write. Most will be longer than this, and not in play format. I almost never write that way, but for some stupid reason, I did for this.

Malicious Play: Street Fight
A Mini-Play
By Corina "Mako" Borsuk

Act I
(Miaka, Chichiri, Nuriko, Tamahome, and Hotohori are gathered in the Palace Courtyard.)

Miaka: Why did you call us here, Hotohori?

Hotohori: We wished you to be present for our Street Fight with Tamahome.

Miaka: What?

Hotohori: This will decide which of us you shall marry, Miaka.

Miaka & Nuriko: WHAT?!

Tamahome: I got tired of him making moves on you when I'm not around.

Hotohori: Tamahome does not treat you properly.

Tamahome: So, best two out of three rounds decides who gets you.

Hotohori: Chichiri, you shall judge.

Chichiri: Why me? No da.

Act II
Scene 1

Chichiri: Round 1! Fight!

Tamahome:(The "Ogre" symbol on his forehead glows as he swings at Hotohori.) Suzaku Firebird Strike!

(Hotohori goes down for the count.)

Chichiri: Tamahome wins! No da!

Scene II

Chichiri: Round 2! Fight!

Hotohori:(Strikes a regal pose.) Gorgeous Emperor Shock!

(Tamahome falls over laughing.)

Chichiri: Hotohori wins. No da?

Nuriko: I thought this was a Street Fight, not a magical girl show!

Act III
(Tamahome and Hotohori circle each other warily.)

Chichiri: Round 3! Fight!

Miaka:(Stalks into the ring.) This is stupid!

(Knocks Tamahome and Hotohori to the ground.)

Hotohori & Tamahome: Ow! That hurt!

Miaka: If you want to marry me, you have to ask me! Got it?

Chichiri: Miaka wins! No da.

The End