'I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!'
Megamind

oxo…oxo

It began as a usual kidnapping, Minion picking up Roxanne in the invisible car after spraying her with the knock out gas before taking her to whatever abandoned building Megamind had planned his latest plot to take place. When she awoke she was strapped to a chair with the disgusting bag over her head. Seriously, the thing smelt like old feet.

When it was ripped off her head and she got the chance to look around, she didn't give her surroundings much attention, instead peered at the large headed, blue alien that was sat in his usual swivel chair opposite, an 'evil' looking grin on his face.

"We meet again Miss Ritchi." He greeted; his voice low in an attempt to sound menacing. Roxanne always wondered why he even bothered anymore. It never worked anyway. She raised an eyebrow at him and he frowned slightly. "Why are you not screaming?" he asked in exasperation.

"Ahhhh." She replied dully, effectively irritating him and causing his brows to crease further.

Megamind sighed slightly before turning back to the controls and giving Roxanne the chance to inspect the flashing buttons, dials and tesla coils all over the room. They were as uninteresting as ever. Minion was to one side, watching something on one of the many screens all over the place. It had been silent for a couple of minutes when her phone went off, causing the two villains to look over at her.

Now this, normally, would have been fine for Roxanne…except that she had changed the ringtone that morning to something she never wanted Megamind to hear, or never expected that he would.

"You know I need a super villain, just like mad scientist,"

It caused to blush slightly, especially as the song continued. Megamind and Minion were staring at her with open mouths, and she found herself slightly transfixed by the blue villain's emerald green eyes as they widened at the lyrics.

"I wanna super villain to come and rescue me,"

Roxanne wished more than anything that she could turn the phone off and was extremely glad when the ringer disconnected, causing the song to stop sharply in the middle. There was silence, before Minion cleared his throat and the world seemed to crash down around them.

"That means nothing," Roxanne said sharply, causing Megamind to blink and pull back from where he had been leaning forwards in his chair. Then he nodded and turned around, a small patch of violet staining his cheeks as he turned back to the panel of buttons he had been pressing.

There was no doubt in Roxanne's mind that it turned out to be both the quietest and the most awkward kidnapping there had ever been.

oxo…oxo

Dear reader,
Well, this is short I know, but I felt it had to be done. I got the idea from reading another story called 'knocked up' by Mia Vaan when they had the song 'Super Villain' by Nicole Scherzinger as her ring tone. So I did this. I hope you like it. By the way, my beta hasn't watched Megamind yet so excuse his naivety. Please review!
Animeloveramy

Yeh... this is the invasion of blue super villain FFs I warned of beginning, run while you still can (or alternately review, then run)
Ps. Since when was there such a thing as a non-awkward kidnapping...
AnimeAiedail