It was so hard to write this story WITHOUT barfing!
Fang POV
So I'm thinking about starting this new blog cause I like totally like love to write! So here I go.
Name: Fang
Nickname: Fangles
Age: 14
Favorite thing to do: Pick flowers
Favorite color: Hot pink
Underwear: Um…Hot pink tidy whites
Enemy: Sam, Booknerd
About me:
I love animals, cupcakes, pie and flowers. I am sooooo in love with my Maxiewaxie(I have like 10,000 pictures all over my house) but stupid Sam it taking her away from me *pouts*. See ya later chicken nuggets fans!
" I am so excided for your first blog post Fangles!" Lissa said excitedly.
"Um… When did you get here?" I asked Lissa.
"Two hours ago" Lissa replied.
"TWO HOURS AGO!?" I yelled.
"Yeah that's what I just said" Lissa said relaxed.
"Um… Did you see my underwear?" I said quietly.
"WaPaDaSha Maybe?" Lissa said walking out the door.
Well that was awkward… Here goes my first post.
My Maxiepie:
I am so in love with my Maxiepoo, see is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. She's as hot as hot pink (I'm not lying). Today when I talked to her I said "So you wanna go chase some erasers with me?" and then she was like "Whaaaaa?" and then I flew away saying "I didn't say anything." When I see her I think of dragon scales glittering in the sun light, she's as pretty as a toilet bowl (in a good way). Well I need to go pick some flowers for my maxiewaxie.
-Fang
Comments:
MsCookieEater: Really you think those are good "pick up lines" for someone as awesome as Max? Good luck.
Lissa: That was so good expect for the part where YOU LOVE HER!
Max: I'm as pretty as a toilet bowl?!
Sam: Hey! That my Maxiepoo!
Booknerd: That makes me LSHMFPHFO.
Well that went well. BTW I lost. What the boomshakalackaboom does LSHMFPHFO mean? "Duh, it means laugh so hard my flying pigs hat fell off. Everyone knows that!" Angel said laughing "I knew that… Hey stop reading my mind!" I yelled at Angel "Geez the peas" Angel replied.