Me: Well, uh, this is something really just…random.

Night: You got this story out of your role-play with Yami-The-Dark.

Me: I know, but I don't even know how it formed! It literally came out of NOWHERE!

Night: Just write the damn story!

Yami: I did not condone nor did I help write this. I just got the Beta job -_-"

Declaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT THE PLOT THAT I HAVE NO CLUE ON HOW IT FORMED!

Warnings: This is boyxboy and kind of contains a small lemon, kind of. I don't think I'll rate it M because it's not even descriptive and I don't even go into it. You'll only kind of realize it's there but not much.

~~I have no idea~~

Marik and Malik stumbled into the Domino Mall, completely drunk off their asses. They stumbled around for a bit, getting strange looks and whispers from the few people there, being 3am and all. Usually when they came to the mall at 3am, it was to terrorize the Hot Topic employees. But today, they were up to something much worse.

They came upon a small red Stratus and smirked. They wanted the car, but it said they had to win some stupid contest to win the keys to the car. Too damn complicated for their taste.

Malik pouted at the sign and looked around at all the empty shops, and how there was close to no one there. It was unfair, in his drunken mind, that he couldn't just have the car. He then realized his fuck buddy was missing and looked around a bit for him, but didn't move from his spot. He spotted Marik climbing on top of the car.

Malik looked around again and saw a couple walk right past the car. The girl started to whisper while throwing glances at Malik. Growling, he walked over to the couple, tripped the boy and looked at the girl. He walked over to the car again, climbed up with Marik's help, and wrapped his arms around his chest.

"MINE!" He yelled out possessively as the girl grabbed her boyfriends and dragged him quickly towards the exit. Marik looked down at his slightly pissed off boyfriend and nuzzled his hair while wrapping his arms around his waist.

"Mine," He mumbled, dragging Malik down to the car to undress him. If there was something alcohol did to him other than make him act like a total psycho, it was give him the craving for sex with the gorgeous Egyptian whom he so possessively took hold of. Not that Malik minded it; his naïve brain loved the attention.

Ryou walked into the mall, alone, because he was bored and really didn't have much else to do at the time. Bakura, his Yami and lover, had gone off to do who-knows-what for the rest of the night, leaving Ryou all alone with nothing to do. He walked in and was making his way around the store with an ice-cream he bought at Dairy Queen until he saw a sight he quickly wished to burn out of his mind. Marik was screwing Malik on top of a car. It took Ryou a few moments to put two and two together.

"Marik and Malik are drunk again and now they're fucking on top of a car…why does this not surprise me?" Ryou then noticed the contest sign and realized with a scowl that it was one he had entered not too long ago, "Well, now I don't want to win and they ruined my appetite," He muttered, throwing his ice-cream into the nearest trash can. He heard a siren outside and sighed, knowing it was up to him to bail the two idiots out…again. He hid behind a large stone column and watched as the police arrived and quickly tried to arrest the two idiots. They failed…miserably. It seems that Marik and Malik could easily get themselves untangled and jump off a car without getting hurt at all, which made Ryou chuckle because once they were up and running there was no way to catch them. But the police did just that, and Ryou walked over and sighed at the cloths they left on the floor.

Picking them up, he didn't even look back as he heard several alarms go off and the water sprinklers activate. When he got to his car, he was annoyed and wet from head to toe. He had soon after leaving the mall realized that the two morons had managed to cause a fire in the indoor fountain. How they did it didn't even matter because all he knew was the two were going to wake up to much more than a simple headache. Oh no, they were going to wake up to an angry Ryou. An angry Ryou who is going to immediately start lecturing them in the loudest voice he could use, which will undoubtedly cause their headaches to increase tenfold.

Driving home, he walked into the house to find it perfectly fine and saw Bakura on the couch. Smiling softly, he walked over and gave him a quick kiss on the forehead and laid on top of him for a good night's sleep; because like hell was he not going to sleep with his Kura.

The next morning, Ryou woke up to see Bakura looking down suspiciously at him. Smiling, he nuzzled up closer to Bakura with a sigh.

"And just where were you last night, creampuff?" Bakura asked, running his hand through Ryou's hair.

"Oh, well, I went to the mall and got caught up in a stupid mess," Ryou mumbled and then looked up with a smirk, "I need to get over to Malik's today," before Bakura could ask why, Ryou put a finger on Bakura's lips to silence him.

"What for?" he asked around the finger, but Ryou still smirked.

"I just need to, okay 'Kura?" Ryou said softly with a gentle smile. Bakura grinned back and hugged Ryou close.

"Fine, but I get double tonight deal?"

"Deal," he said. And with that, Ryou was gone to scream at some Egyptian boys and then call their sister to come and scream at them.

Yes, all is well in Domino city.

~~What this is~~

Me:…

Night: *laughing so hard she fell off her chair*

Cleo: And why did THIS of all things come into your mind Shad?

Me:…

Jake: -_-"

Fluffy&Twilight: R&R PLEASE! And she might make more of this.

Me: Should I just make short stories of funny situations for Marik and Malik to get themselves into with Ryou coming in and helping them out? Please let me know!

Yami: I've beta read crack before, but this…well, creativity comes in all sorts of ways ^^"