AN: Something different from me. It came from an ultra silly conversation I had with a friend in FB chat when we wondered if Brittany ever kissed Blaine. Maybe it'll amuse someone like it did us. :)
"The Human Brain needs… a kiss," said Brittany, concentrating. She rubbed her temples hard. Blaine sighed as he closed his locker. Brittany had been like this for hours now, following him around between classes and trying to get Nightbird to kiss her. He had enough on his mind without having to look around ever corner. Apparently she was back to fulfilling her record of making out with every boy at McKinley. Which Artie, er Dr. Y, had explained to even included Kurt.
When he and Kurt were speaking again, he was definitely going to needle him about that short stint into heterosexuality he forgot to mention.
"Brttany—" began Blaine. But he was cut off when he felt a pair of lips met his. He could taste her bubblegum lip gloss and tried to pull away, but she had caught his black cape in her hands and he was trapped between the blonde cheerleader and the row of lockers.
Nightbird could feel his resolve dropping as he kissed back gently, but he was not about the Human Brain brainwash him. He also didn't want to hurt Brittany's feelings either.
"Your devious plan may have worked this time," said Nightbird, getting free from her grip and moving away from the lockers. "But I will not be caught again."
Brittany bounced happily with a small squeal. "I won't have to. My record is solid." She skipped off, flouncing her white cape. She grabbed Marley by the arm and started down the hallway towards the choir room.
Blaine looked up and saw all of the New Directions staring slack-jawed. Even Kitty looked disturbed.
Nightbird huffed. "Go on, nothing but superhero business here."
Artie laughed at that, and clapped Blaine on the arm.
"Welcome to the club."