Ohayo minna-san… This is my first Naruto fanfiction story… I'm not sure I have much ideas for this story so some help would be nice ^_^. If you have any good ideas put them on review please.

Disclaimer: … I don't own Naruto… the day I own Naruto will be the day pigs fly and crap rainbows and glitter…

Claimer: I own Mana and Baba, as well as Mana's summons. O! The link to Mana's tattoo ' /inspiration/face-tattoos/'.

LET DA STORY BEGIN!

"I'm Not Afraid (I'm Not Afraid)
To take a stand (to take a stand) Everybody (Everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand) We'll walk this road toge—"

SLAM!

I looked up from under my blanket and to where my hand was resting on my alarm clock. I lifted my hand and winced when I saw a crack on the screen-thing-y. It said 6:30. I frowned. "Dammit…" with a sigh I sat up and stretched. I gave a groan of satisfaction when I heard the cracks and pops. I got up outta my bed and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After I finished I walked to the mirror and looked at my face. Mismatched eyes stared back at me. My right eye was a pure golden color and my left was pure silver. My hair was a real dark navy blue, so dark that from a distance you'd mistake it for black. I had ivory skin though with a weird tattoo-like birthmark on my face. The reason why I say tattoo-like is cause the birthmark is black and in a particular design, which contrasts greatly with my near white skin.

I went back to my room and put on a black baggy t-shirt and black cargo pants and black/gray Nikes; all men's. I put on my favorite Columbia winter hat which was black as well; I'm guessing you know my fav color; black. I had even polished my fingernails and toenails black. Yeah I'm obsessed with black, gray and red. Though I barely wear red cause I only wear it on my birthday.

I heard arguing and walked to my window and see my neighbors fighting… AGAIN. The entire world could hear they're argument because the lady is screeching like a banshee at the male in the house about cheating on her because he was out for more than half the night… again. I sighed, I got used to it after three years. I turn around and picked up my bag. I stood up and felt a sudden pain in my head and heard something fall to the floor. I fell to my side and saw that it was… a boot?

Really? I thought incredulously before everything went black.

I heard voices. They sounded oddly familiar…

"She… enemy… Orochimaru's spies."

"…interrogate her…"

"…answers… his plans…"

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, whoa. Whoa. Orochimaru? Interrogation? Spy? Me? Psshh. Yea. Riiiiiight. Wait… Orochimaru? Why would they mention him? I sat up and all talking ceased.

"Oh no, don't mind me, continue on, continue on." I drawled sarcastically while rolling my eyes at the idiots. But then I took a good look at said idiots. Sarutobi Hiruzen, Hotaru Utatane, Homura Mitokado and Danzo Shimura were all glaring at me. Ok… they look way too real to be cosplayers. And, by way too real, I meant the wrinkles and extra skin (eck).

I got up, which caused them to stiffen noticeably, and walked toward the window and looked out. Everything was animated. I pinched myself.

Ow.

Well I now know that I'm not dreaming and this is actually happening. …Sweetness, BABY! I love Naruto! I watched the entire first anime. And some of Shippuden. I have yet to finish the Shippuden series though, sadly.

I contemplate on whether I should scream and fangirl like crazy and run and glomp all of the characters and spout about how cool and hot/sexy they are and get myself killed by a random ninja for 'attacking' their students or act like a completely sane person and remain calm and explain myself and then find somewhere private/silent and fangirl. And, since I have near perfect self-control, I chose the latter.

"I suppose I'll have to explain myself." I muttered. They nodded. "Well then, ask any questions you like, but I won't answer some of them because they might lead to personal secrets and I expect you to respect my privacy." Sarutobi looked hesitant but nodded. The other three however…

"You will answer any and all questions. After all you are an enemy." Shimura said. I rolled my eyes none to subtly at him.

"Would you like it if you were to have to answer questions that would lead to personal secrets? No, you wouldn't. Oh, and you don't necessarily have any authority over me cause I'm not a part of the village and how do you know I'm an enemy? For all you know I could be an innocent person that has no idea how they even got here."

That last part I wasn't lying about. I honestly don't know how I got here. I mean I got a boot to the head (wow), and then I fainted. Anyway back to my current situation.

Danzo was glaring at me and I swore I saw Sarutobi smirk. "She has a point Danzo. You have no authority over her." I nodded in agreement. "Only this guy", I pointed to Sarutobi, "has authority over me because he's the Hokage and it is common courtesy to show respect to your superiors. Especially if it's a Kage." I said bluntly. After that I turned towards Sarutobi and bowed. I was inwardly doing a victory/happy dance. I loathe Danzo. And now that I'm here I get to chew im out.

Kukukukuku~. I straightened up. "Now ask away." I said bluntly.

"Who are you?"

I smirked. "Mana. Satoshi Mana, at you service."

"Why are you here?"

I shrugged. "I honestly don't know." They stared at me. I knew they were all ninja once (minus Sarutobi) so they should be able to tell if I'm lying. Danzo's probably using Shisui's Sharingan to see if I'm lying. After they confirmed I wasn't lying they continued.

"Where do you hail from?"

"I am from the Village of Insanity." I joked. They stared at me.

"I'm jokin', I'm jokin'. I made that up. I'm actually an orphan and I travelled a lot, I lived most of my life in the wilderness," that part I wasn't lying about actually.

They stared at me, as if waiting for me to continue. I sighed. Oh well. So much for personal secrets.

"…I was raised in an orphanage by a woman who took care of me. She was actually the only person to take care of me since the others were creeped out by my birthmark. Everyone called me a freak and always beat me up because of it. After she died when I was four (I had learned to fight in order defend myself from the other kids by then) they all kicked me out and I found myself in a forest. I began killing animals to survive and even had to fight grizzly bears (as well as other dangerous animals). It was probably because I travelled so much throughout the forest that I actually went across the country."

The reason why I was alive was because my caretaker had told me about God and I prayed to God every day and asked that he could help me survive the hellish life I've lived so far. But they didn't need to know that.

"Eventually I started to act like the animals around me and soon I was the very thing I fed off to survive; a wild animal. I finally found civilization but I was dead to the human world. All I knew was the wilderness. I even killed some of the people that rescued me. People had to put me in the pound but that didn't work out well seeing as whenever some dogs were taken out of their cages when people came to check on me they would challenge me to a fight.

"Usually the animals ended up being a bruised, bloodied and battered heap when I was through with them. They had to bring me to all kinds of different places. Eventually though I came to act more human and civilized.

"Though living in human civilization, is something I'll never get used to. I can act civilized but only barely. If ya piss me off I'll become the wild me and kill ya (unless you know how to hold your own, which I've no doubt you do). I sometimes even went out in the night and went to the forest, when I got there I'd revert back to my past self and hunt for animals to feed off of."

I received looks of disgust from Utatane and Mitokado as well as Danzo, though he hid it better but I was still able to see it in his eye. Sarutobi just looked only a little weirded out but he had a look of sympathy in his eyes which I chose to ignore.

"Yea… I'll never change no matter how hard people try. The forest is my home; being like a wild animal, it's who I am."

Sarutobi nodded. The raw emotion in my voice and my face was enough for him to figure out I wasn't lying.

"Do you know anyone by the name of Orochimaru?" Danzo asked. I nodded.

"I heard of him, he's the Legendary Snake Sennin. Isn't that common knowledge?" I ask dully. They didn't say anything as they continued to stare at me.

…

"Homura, Hotaru and Danzo you may leave." All three begrudgingly left, and I crack a feral grin to the man before me.

"Was there a back pack with me that was black with bloody skulls with butcher knives coming out of the craniums and the words 'Skulls of the Dead' on it?" I asked excitedly.

He looked creeped out at the bag but handed it to me. "There were some things in there we tried taking a look at but we were confused and assumed you knew about them. Would you mind telling me what these things are?"

"Sure." I looked in my bag. IPhone 4&5 check, Laptop check, iPod check, iPad check, black nail polish check, 20 copies of my Columbia winter cap check…

"Would ya mind giving me my butcher and pocket knives back? I use em for huntin'." He gave em to me.

Ok, check for the knives, flute check and art supplies check.

I began explaining to him what the electronics were and showed him part of the first episode and told him I knew (most) of the future when something popped in my head.

"Oi, Saru-Jii, when does the chunnin exams begin?" he twitched. I snickered.

"The chunnin exams won't come for another fourteen months so the graduation exams haven't come yet."

I nodded.

"Ok. As for my living arrangements…" he smirked.

"You can live in the Shi no Mori." I blinked before grinning ferally. I ran to him and practically glomped the older man.

"ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!" I shouted excitedly.

"Well, you said you'll never get used to human civilization so you can live there. And if you do indeed know what lies in there then I'm sure you can hold your own."

"Yep! Especially wit dem daggers." He looked at me with a weird expression. But then I realized something.

"Matte. Do I have chakra?"

"You do. Mid-Gennin to low-Chunnin level." I blinked. Really? Huh.

"But you need to learn how to control your chakra." Already figured that out.

"Alright. I already know the exorcises. What I need is academics. My intelligence level sadly rivals that of an eight year old since I lived five years of my life in the wilderness." He nodded.

"That can be arranged. I can teach you the academics and everything." I grinned.

"And I have the power to learn everything faster now too!" he rose an eyebrow.

"Oh really? What power?"

"Kage Bunshin. If you use it and have it do something then dispel it the memory of what the clone did will run through your head. This proves that Kage Bunshin is rather useful for intellectual purposes." He blinked down at me in astonishment.

"I have photographic memory and I read sometimes."

"Ah. But wait, if you have photographic memory-"

"Who would want a rabid human girl at their school? Since the chance of me killing someone is frighteningly high, the government decided to not let me go to any school and have me constantly guarded."

"…Ah." He nodded slightly.

I smirked when a thought popped in my head. I've read fanfictions about Naruto being smart and all powerful and he would tell Sarutobi this and stories about Naruto fans going into the Naruto world but I never read one that the Naruto-fan told the old man what I was about to tell him…

"Hey… Did you know that if you use Kage Bunshin, you can get your paperwork done faster?"

Silence. Complete, utter silence.

Sarutobi walked to his desk and took out a target and put it on the desk… before repeatedly banging his head on said target while saying 'Idiot' over and over again. I heard muffled laughter from above which was soon drowned out by my crazed cackles.

After he finished his self-abuse he led me to the forest. I immediately leaped over the fence, land in a crouched position on all fours. My inner animal within me awoke as I ran on all four limbs and I climbed up the tree like a squirrel and landed on a branch. I smiled down at an amused Sarutobi.

I inhaled deeply. "Home sweet home." well not quite... but I'm gonna love it.

And thus my life in Naruto began.

End Chapter one

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