I know i need to update my other stories, but i had this idea on the spot.
I LOVE HOMESTUCK!
John sat on a couch bored out of his mind. He had gone at least TWO hours without pranking someone. He was about to go insane! He ran a hand through his messy hair and sighed. What the HECK was he supposed to do about this delema?! Without a further thought, John turned on the television. Maybe he could get some enjoyment out of this. His thumb lazily clicked the remote as he tried to find something to watch. Was nothing on?! Finally, he put down the remote, determined to watch whatever he had landed the channel on. It was a commecial, you know, the StateFarm commercial.
Then, John had a wonderful idea. He smiled to himself and thought the most funniest thing he had EVER thought of. Of course he would have to try it. John took a deep breath and started singing,
"Like a good neighbor StateFarm is there, with KARKAT!" John awkwardly sat there for a couple of seconds then let out an obnoxious laugh. If only Dave could have witnessed what just happened, then maybe he would have at least cracked a smirk.
"Hey! Dipshit! Open the Fucking door!"
"I know that voice!" John said as he went to the door of his apartment and opened it to find a very angry troll. "What's up Karkat? I was just singing about you!"
"You were...what?! What the fuck does that mean?!"
"Oh my God Karkat...and it WORKED!" John then began to jump wildly around his apartment in excitment.
"Okay, Okay. Calm down." Karkat walked into Egbert's apartment and shut the door, "What's all this talk about singing? If all your going to do is sing, then I'lljust leave."
"No! Karkat, that's not nessisary," John quickly stated,"oh! And may I ask, why are you here?"
"I had this weird feeling to come and see you, it was the most strangest feeling I have ever fucking been a part of."
"I think I might have just summond you, Karkat," John gasped.
"What!? How!?"
"Well...I was watching TV and this commercial came on. I mimmicked the commercial but changed the words a bit. And then you showed up! Isn't that weird?"
"Ugh!" Karkat facepalmed, "I came all this way for nothing?!"
"Not for nothing! For me!"
"For you?"
"Yes! Me!"
"I'm leaving," Karkat said as he headed for the door.
"Wait Karkat!"
"I'm not staying here, Egbert. I have other things to do right now."
"Like what?"
"Uh...well...I-I...have nothing, nothing at all."
"Well then take a seat!" John motioned to the couch and Karkat trudged over.
John and Karkat took a seat on the couch, and began watching sappy romcoms and Con Air.
Ok,ok. This is my first homestuck fic so don't blame me for it being horrible. I just had this idea on the spot and it was supposed to be short. please comment and review
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