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Codename: Kids Next Door
The Mysterious Numbuh ½
Operation: H.A.L.F.
-Half-
-All-
-Life
-Female-
Chapter 1: The New Girl in Town
A bright day as usual for Sector V, they have just completed yet another victory over stealing The-Delightful-Children-From-Down-The-Lane's birthday cake (actually one of the very few times they succeeded). They already manage to hand out slices of cake to other kids. Afterwards, they headed back to their tree house while munching away a slice of scrumptious cake, mouths cover with all type of ice cream flavors. Just as they reached their tree house, they notice a short girl, between the size of Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2, was standing in front of Nigel house, admiring the tall view.
She had pallid hair that goes all the way down the bottom of her shoulder blades, and wore a white T-shirt and black short skirt. She had thin white fingerless gloves on her small hands, yellow shoes, and tiny diamond earrings on her earlobes. She seems to be dumbfounded about the tree house, judging the way she is looking at it, but the looks of her she is quite bright.
"Uh, excuse me, little girl," Numbuh 1 asked as he approached her. He stood a few steps behind her. "What are you doing standing here?"
"Is this your house Numbuh 1?" She asked in a cute tone, still looking at the house.
"Uh, yeah…you could say that." He replied nervously, feeling like he was about to blush at her.
"It's very neat, in fact, very cool actually." She replied, and then took a few steps back, making her standing next to Numbuh 1. "Of all the trees I have seen, this one seem to stand out on Earth."
"Really?" Numbuh 1 asked, and then put out his hand. "T-thanks, I'm Nigel Uno, what's yours?"
She turned towards him, showing her beautiful blue eyes.
"Emily, Emily Demie, it's nice to meet you Nigel." She said gently, shaking his hand and then smiled.
Nigel shook back, looking at her sweet face. His eyes then trail down to her feet, which he notices that there was a large set of luggage at her side.
She read his eyes and answered. "In case if you're wondering, I'm moving in with you."
There was a slight pause.
"EEEH!" Nigel screamed, flinching back a few steps. "What did you say?"
The others, standing aside, ignored and forgotten, ran to Nigel's side when he screamed.
"What? What's going on Numbuh 1?" Numbuh 5 asked.
"Yeah, wha happen? She just smile and mumble something then BAM, you scream." Numbuh 4 said.
"You can tell us, Numbuh 1, it's not like the world is going to end." Numbuh 3 said casually.
A minute later from down the lane…
"EEEH, No way!" The others cried.
Now inside the tree house, Sector V boys sat across from the mysterious girl in the control center, while Numbuh 5 sat next to her on her right and Numbuh 3 on the left. She sat there looking down at her shoes and her hands gripping her lap.
"Okay, so let me get this straight," Numbuh 4 began after a long pause. "So you just came to move in with us, huh. What the crude, who said you could live here?"
"Well, Numbuh 4, that's why I'm here," Emily replied, she peered over to Numbuh 1, "I was hoping that I could ask Numbuh 1 here if I can move in, or else I'm force to move with my relative, which I don't really prefer."
"Not our problem really, girl." Numbuh 5 said, "Here is a battleground, and we can't have civilian children in the way. It's best to move in with your relative, I mean it can't be that bad living with your relative, right?"
"No, not at all. It is just that living here with you guys is much more cool and everything. You know, living around Numbuh 1, one of the best leader and operative of the Kids Next Door. Not to mention, he is the son of the legendary founder of the Book of KND, Numbuh 0! Who would not want to live with him and his team? Everyone say you guys are legend!"
Sector V began to blush and mutter to themselves proudly, nodding in agreement of her flattering them.
"Well, I guess you could stay…" Numbuh said proudly.
"Oh thank you, Numbuh 1!" Emily cried in delight. She lunge at him and hugged him tight, causing Numbuh 1 to flinched back.
"Uh, Numbuh 1, "Numbuh 2 said, "I think she likes you."
"What! Don't be ridiculous Numbuh 2!" Numbuh 1 yelled nervously. "There's no way a cute little, I mean, little girl would like me!"
"Thank you so much!" Emily said repeatedly, releasing him from her hug. "I going to go choose room now okay, see ya later now!"
She ran out of the room with her stuff and down the halls. Numbuh 1 mouth dropped as she dashed out. Everyone looked at him, giggling a bit.
"She does not like me! I barely know her!" Numbuh 1 yelled while waving his hands in the air wildly.
"Well it could be love at first sight or something." Numbuh 2 giggled.
Numbuh 1 slapped his forehead and groaned. There was a slight pause of silence.
"You know, she's pretty smart for a little girl." Numbuh 3 exclaimed. "I mean, she somehow knew that Numbuh 1 was Numbuh 1, without a doubt."
"Hey… wait a minute, that's right." Numbuh 1 said, "She somehow knew that I was Numbuh 1, but I didn't tell her that…"
"Well probably because Numbuh 1 is just famous that's why." Numbuh 4 suggested.
"Yeah that's probably right."
"Well then," Numbuh 3 interrupted, "How does she know you Numbuh 4, you didn't say you're Numbuh 4."
"Uh…" Numbuh 4 hesitated. "Come to think of it, how the crude does she knows that I'm Numbuh 4 anyways?"
"Man," Numbuh groan, "Numbuh 5 thinks she's hiding a secret from us. I mean, Numbuh 1 has never seen her before, so could this be…"
"An adult spy?" Numbuh 2 suggested. Everyone looked at him blankly. "Oh come on, it's possible. Remember I accidentally made a device that turned me to a teenager temporarily. Maybe the adults just reverse the effect, what other possibility could there be for knowing so much about us?"
"That's true" Numbuh 1 agreed, "I think we need a little talk with little Emily a bit."
Just then, there was a large crash out of the floor, shooting out a large geyser of water. An adult in a yellow full swimsuit appeared with a toilet lid over his shoulder, red plunger-like shoes, and a toilet paper roll around his wrist and his head. It was none other than the not so fearsome Toiletnator. He quickly landed and shot toilet wrap that entangled Numbuh 2, 3, 4, and 5 in a bundle. Numbuh 1 left out to deal with him.
"Aha, ha, ha, ha! Muh, ha, ha, ha!" the villain laughed triumphantly. "I, the Toiletnator, have successfully taken down the Kids Next Door. Now I am the strongest of all for sure, by destroying the tree house once and for all with my incredible sewer flooding powers!"
"Uh, Toiletnator," Numbuh 1 muttered, scratching his head.
"Huh?"
Numbuh 1 slowly waved at him, signaling the 'you forgot me' wave. There was slight pause.
"Ah drat, so Numbuh 1, you manage to escape the awesome might of the Toiletnator. Well, the next time, it will be impossible to dodge out of the way!"
Uh no, no, I didn't dodge you idiot. Numbuh 1 thought, waving hand noting 'no that's not it', I was merely lucky that you miss me.
"Well Numbuh 1, eat this!" Toiletnator cried getting ready to throw another toilet wrap.
"Not so fast," Numbuh 1 cried. He quickly dove towards a SPANKER and pulled the trigger. Sending the toilet wrap back the Toiletnator, wrapping him up in his own toilet wrap.
"Ah crap." Toiletnator groan.
In an instant, Numbuh jump kick Toiletnator out of the tree house, where he would crash back into the sewer system where he belonged.
"Nice work, Numbuh 1" Numbuh 5 said, "Now get us out of here."
Just before he could though, the ground caves in from under him. A machine with dental tools appeared with a full purple-suited man with large braces sitting in the seat.
"It's time for your dental check up, Kids Next Door!" The villain yelled.
"Knightbrace!" Numbuh 1 exclaimed, "What are you doing here?"
"Oh, I came here with some friends for a common cause!" he sneered.
From above, a tall man swoops down at Numbuh 1, nearly knocking him over. The flying villain had cape-like wings, fangs pointing out, and thick white gloves. It was Count Spankulot, the Spank-Happy Vampire.
From underneath, a large overweighed woman appeared. She had small spectacles, black and white mix hair, a large blue dress, pink slippers, a spatula in one hand, and a bowl full of spinach on the other. Grandma Stuffum towered over Numbuh 1, getting ready shove a mouth full of spinach down his throat.
He manage to dodge out of the way, but now realizing that he have to deal with three of the most dangerous and powerful villains of the Kids Next Door.
"Oh such skinny children must be feed with Grandma Stuffum's spinach soup!" The overweighed woman cried.
"Naughty children must obey the rules of adults, or face the punishment from Justice!" The vampire demanded.
"And you know my reason why I'm here…" Knightbrace said, "To clean you're to teeth till it shines bright!"
Instantly, Grandma Stuffum shot out little spinach sludge at Numbuh 1, causing him to stick to the wall and trap. He struggled to break free as Knightbrace approached him, while Count Spankulot approached the others.
"Well Numbuh 1, I think we will put an end to you now. While Count Spankulot over there is spanking your little friends, I think it's a great opportunity for some old-school drilling!" Knightbrace raised his large drills that attached to the machine, causing Numbuh 1 to tremble. "Say 'ah'! Muh, ha, ha, ha!"
"Aah! No you can't do this to me!" Numbuh 1 cried in fear. The drills came closer to him, about a foot away from him. "No, no, no, wait, wait, wait…"
A sudden crash came through from upstairs, large chunks of wood and metal came crashing down, grabbing the attention of the villains. Amazingly, Emily descended down to the center of the control center with a 2x4 technology in each hand, rapid firing the villains. She landed on the table-tire and shot the spinach sludge that trap Numbuh 1, freeing him. She gave a quick wink at Numbuh 1 and refocus on the villains. They fired at her, but she sprung up into the air. In midair, she shot at them without miss. On the peak of her flip, she threw away a tech low on ammunition and quick draw a larger weapon. She lands back on the ground and continues her shots with smaller weapons, pretty much side step to dodge enemy fire and then return them with the fire of the larger weapon. First, she shot out Grandma Stuffum, then drove the Count crashing outside the tree house then shot him down, then finally swivels towards Knightbrace. She switches gear in the gun, from one barrel to double barreled, and blast it at Knightbrace in the chest, causing to cannon out the tree house with tremendous force.
She turned side to side to make sure the situation cleared, and then she dropped the weapons to the floor and turned to the others.
She is amazing! The boys thought.
"Uh, Emily…" Numbuh 1 began.
"Sorry, I didn't tell you earlier, Numbuh 1." She interrupted, apparently reading his mouth. "Allow me to reintroduce myself, I'm Emily Demie, A.K.A Numbuh ½, it's next to meet Sector V."
Okay, Emily reveals that she is a KND operative, lots of stuff will be reveal in the next one. Just in case you're wondering or don't know, "demie" is "half" in French. But I can tell you, she is not a French girl. Again please review and read more later. If ya don't, I may not know what to improve in my next story and I might just leave y'all in suspenses in other stories too. Sorry, it couldn't be helped. Ku Ku Ku...