Dumbledore-san,
It's been a long time, Dumbledore-san. However, this letter is not meant for greetings. You see, an ex-student of mine is currently looking for a place to learn. As it so happens, his previous schools seems to have been blown up by one of the students as an end of the year prank. As a result, for the time being, all of the students will have to go to alternative schools—and this includes my own precious pupil.
Call me selfish, but I cannot deny I care more about my own student than do I others. Which is precisely why I am sending you this letter now, as one of my students is one of the many now without a school. If you are willing to consider my offer, his name is Obito Uchiha, and he is a very promising young student. I have no doubt, he is destined for great things.
Be warned, however, he is not in the best of condition. The entire right side of his body is completely covered in scars, and not only is he missing his left eye, but his right arm is an artificial arm, which I created myself. And his physical scars aren't even the worst of his problems—as you can guess, his scars are most all connected to traumatic events. These traumatic events have resulted in his forming of multiple personalities—which could cause some trouble when it would come to sorting him.
He has three personalities that I know of: Obito, Tobi, and the Masked Man. Obito, as you can guess, is his main personality—his original one. Tobi, is childish and likes to joke around and have fun. The Masked Man is the one you should look out for. We don't really have a name for the Masked Man, but in public, we refer to him as "Guru Guru". (Obito came up with that.) The Masked Man, or Guru Guru, can be a bit of a wild card—you can never really predict his actions or how he might react.
If he ever comes out, you'll know, and even if you don't, his voice usually gets noticeably deeper, so that'll clue you in. But if he does, the best thing to do would probably be to just isolate him. But don't worry, Guru Guru hasn't reared his ugly head in years. I'd say you have nothing to worry about.
If you decide not to enroll him, I admit I'll understand, and I'll simply home school him—however, I really hope you do accept him. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Your Friend,
Madara Uchiha
P.S. I almost forgot—two more things. He'll be going into his fifth year this coming fall, and, if possible, it'd be amazing if you could enroll my first pupil, as well. He also has multiple personalities (White-Zetsu, also known as Shiro—similar to a Ravenclaw, Black-Zetsu, also known as Kuro—like a Slytherin, and Spiral-Zetsu—nearly identical to Obito's "Tobi"), and Obito and he are closer than brothers, I'd say. Zetsu used to sit in on Obito's classes back at Akatsuki's Magic School for the Gifted, so it'd be wonderful if they could enroll together at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Once again, thank you, and I sincerely hope you make the right decision.