Meradith Grey was sitting on the toilet crying, like she had spent every night that week. She was crying over her breakup with partner of 5 years Bailey aka the Nazi. She felt like her world was falling apart and that there was no point in living any more. No one understood why she was so upset all the time, not even her bestie McDreamy, as she had not told anyone about her relationship with Bailey. She was ashamed that she had fallen for such a hunk of spunk person who no one liked.
On Friday night when meradith had spent 5 hours 37 minutes and 23 seconds crying on the shitta she suddenly had a brilliant idea. She suddenly realised how she could solve all her problems, she would move to Swaziland. She got off the bog and opened the cubicle door where she ran into Snoozing Snertyle, the ghost that haunted the bathroom. Snertyle could see that she had been crying and as she didn't like her threw the basin at her face. It hit her on the head and she died.
2 weeks later a funeral was held but no one attended as she had an annoying habit of chewing gum with her mouth open.