Woo hoo! I lil break from showing you the stupid side of Yu Yu Hakusho is
just what I needed! *Gets hit in the head with a muffin * Today, I will be
doing an interview with the cast from Zoids instead of getting off my lazy
ass and writing a Yu Yu Hakusho story based on one of my psycho dreams.
Izzy: Hello, and welcome to the. uhh. the interview with the Zoids cast o__O" I'm Izzy---
Magnum: *from inside the bathroom * and I'm Magnum! And welcome to the interview with the Zoids cast!
Izzy: I just said that. Ok, today, we'll be asking each member of the cast a few questions about how they feel about the show and all. First, we'd like to welcome Bit onto the studio! Bit! C'mon down!
*Bit comes down the stairs, waving and smiling; while 2/3's of the studio jump out of their seats and swoon *
Izzy: Eh. ok, anyway, how are you today, Bit?
Bit: I'm fine, hey, wasn't there another hostess here earlier?
Magnum: *from bathroom * In here!
Audience: *sweat drop *
Izzy: *ahem * So, Bit, what are your feelings on the show Zoids?
Bit: It's ok. I just wish I could get my fair share of prize money. *leers at Doc, whom is in the audience *
Doc: *sinks down into his chair *
Izzy: What are your feelings on the other members of the team?
Bit: Well, Brad's ok. Leena really needs help. And Jamie needs to get over his damn Zoid, I mean, c'mon. Every time it's missing he loses his mind! Last time he highjacked a pizza boy's car.
Magnum: *from the bathroom * REALLY!? COOL!
Izzy: And how does Leena need help?
Bit: You're kidding right? Didn't you see that episode where I accidentally walked in on her when she was in the shower?
Izzy: *snickers * That was actually quite funny.
Bit: Hey, shut up! It's not my fault she's a dumb ass.
Lena: WHAT!?
Bit: Huh? Where'd Leena's voice come from!?
Leena: *busts in with her Gun Sniper *
Izzy: NO NO NO NO NO! GET THAT ZOID OUTTA MAH STUDIO!!!
Gun Sniper: *uses the "all weasel assault unit" *
Izzy: NOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IIIIIT!!!
Bit: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
*The entire studio blows up, but the bathroom is left standing *
Magnum: *pokes her head out of the bathroom * Hey! What'd I miss?
Izzy: *biting the Gun Sniper's leg * EEEEEEEVIL
Bit: HEEEELP MEEEE!!!
Leena: *siting on Bit pulling his hair out of his head * BWAHAHAHAAA!!
Doc: *from behind a blown up wall * Hey Bit, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Bit: IS THAT REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS!? I'M GOING BALD FOR CHRIST SAKES!!
Izzy: *pops up from behind a burning chair * That's our show. Ehhh.. I'm, I'm, I'm---- w-w-who am I again?
Bit: LORD HELP MEEEEE!!!
Magnum: *looks around at the blown up studio and goes back into the bathroom *
Bit: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Izzy: Hello, and welcome to the. uhh. the interview with the Zoids cast o__O" I'm Izzy---
Magnum: *from inside the bathroom * and I'm Magnum! And welcome to the interview with the Zoids cast!
Izzy: I just said that. Ok, today, we'll be asking each member of the cast a few questions about how they feel about the show and all. First, we'd like to welcome Bit onto the studio! Bit! C'mon down!
*Bit comes down the stairs, waving and smiling; while 2/3's of the studio jump out of their seats and swoon *
Izzy: Eh. ok, anyway, how are you today, Bit?
Bit: I'm fine, hey, wasn't there another hostess here earlier?
Magnum: *from bathroom * In here!
Audience: *sweat drop *
Izzy: *ahem * So, Bit, what are your feelings on the show Zoids?
Bit: It's ok. I just wish I could get my fair share of prize money. *leers at Doc, whom is in the audience *
Doc: *sinks down into his chair *
Izzy: What are your feelings on the other members of the team?
Bit: Well, Brad's ok. Leena really needs help. And Jamie needs to get over his damn Zoid, I mean, c'mon. Every time it's missing he loses his mind! Last time he highjacked a pizza boy's car.
Magnum: *from the bathroom * REALLY!? COOL!
Izzy: And how does Leena need help?
Bit: You're kidding right? Didn't you see that episode where I accidentally walked in on her when she was in the shower?
Izzy: *snickers * That was actually quite funny.
Bit: Hey, shut up! It's not my fault she's a dumb ass.
Lena: WHAT!?
Bit: Huh? Where'd Leena's voice come from!?
Leena: *busts in with her Gun Sniper *
Izzy: NO NO NO NO NO! GET THAT ZOID OUTTA MAH STUDIO!!!
Gun Sniper: *uses the "all weasel assault unit" *
Izzy: NOOOOOOOO!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IIIIIT!!!
Bit: JESUS CHRIST!!!!
*The entire studio blows up, but the bathroom is left standing *
Magnum: *pokes her head out of the bathroom * Hey! What'd I miss?
Izzy: *biting the Gun Sniper's leg * EEEEEEEVIL
Bit: HEEEELP MEEEE!!!
Leena: *siting on Bit pulling his hair out of his head * BWAHAHAHAAA!!
Doc: *from behind a blown up wall * Hey Bit, what kind of shampoo do you use?
Bit: IS THAT REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS!? I'M GOING BALD FOR CHRIST SAKES!!
Izzy: *pops up from behind a burning chair * That's our show. Ehhh.. I'm, I'm, I'm---- w-w-who am I again?
Bit: LORD HELP MEEEEE!!!
Magnum: *looks around at the blown up studio and goes back into the bathroom *
Bit: AHHHHHHHH!!!
