Something for Temari now. Hehehe.. Flames and/or reviews welcome.
Disclaimer: I'm broke. Need I say more?
30 Ways to Annoy Temari
1. Dip the ends of her hair into bright blue paint.
2. Use her fan as a hang glider.
3. Perch on her shoulders and search for non-existent lice in her hair.
4. Scream girlishly into her face and run away laughing.
5. Permanently straighten her hair, making it droopy.
6. 'Accidentally' spill a chocolate milkshake on her head.
7. Transform into a dog and follow her everywhere.
8. Use her fan as a leaf blower.
9. Fill her kunai pouch with stale ramen.
10. Snip tiny holes in her clothes.
11. When she notices, laugh. Evilly.
12. Dress up as Orochimaru and propose to her.
13. Scream "CHEESE!!" every night in her room.
14. Change her order to super-spicy chilli ramen whenever she eats out.
15. Take pictures of her while she's asleep.
16. Post them on the Internet.
17. Get random guys to propose to her.
18. Grab her daily newspaper before she does and use it for fuel.
19. Make it snow. Inside her house.
20. Pour soapy water on her head.
21. Make her eat ramen every day.
22. Tell her she looks fat in everything she tries on.
23. Snip bits of her hair off whenever you feel like it.
24. Send her a poem about dog food.
25. Send her an ad for free money laundering.
26. Diagnose her with a butt tumour.
27. Snicker as she starts to panic.
28. Hire Neji to stalk her.
29. Dye all her clothes green.
30. Change her mailing address to '28 000, Rainbow Avenue, La-La Land'.