This is supposed to be funny. At least a little bit, anyway. It probably isn't. Sorry 'bout that.
- at some point, in the forest of menos -
Ichigo, Sado, Ishida, Renji and Bawabawa had just been surrounded by Menos, they STILL couldn't find Rukia AND Nel, Pesche and Dondochakka had been abducted. Solving at least one of the problems, the team fought against the Menos Grande. Seeing as Menos are slow, stupid and have absolutely NO defense against attacks(besides being huge, that is), they didn't need long to clear the immediate area of nearly all Menos. Just as Ishida was about to deal the killing blow to the last one, Ichigo suddenly yelled "Wait, don't kill that one yet, I've gotta try something!"
"What the hell do you want to "try" and why can't I just kill that one?" Ishida asked calmly, yet slightly annoyed.
"You mean, besides the whole "Menos are a combination of MANY Hollows and therefore former human souls and Quincy-arrows completely DESTROY those souls"-thing?"
"Well..." Ishida said somewhat embarrassed, seeing the other teenager's point, "if it's about that, why didn't you say something earlier?"
"Because it isn't about that. Not right now, anyway. I've just gotta try that thing, you'll see anyway." During the whole conversation, to which the others listened too (mainly, because it's not like they had anything better to do), the Menos had fired more than one Cero at them, but as there was only one attacker, no one cared and the red beam of energy was sidestepped absentmindedly.
"...fine, whatever", the Quincy answered after a moment of silent contemplation about what the orange-haired Vizard was up to now and lowered his bow.
Without further words, Ichigo ran at the giant Hollow, Zangetsu ready in his hand, but instead of leaping in the air and slicing through its mask or cutting it cleanly in two halves, he stayed at the ground and cut off its legs. They instantly disintegrated into black mist, while Ichigo continued to cut off slices of the loudly screeching Hollow. Finally, he reached the hole and the Menos disintegrated completely. Grinning triumphantly, the orange-haired teenager turned around, to find all of his friends (or, as some preferred, "Rivals") staring at him like he completely lost it. Jerkily, he pointed his index finger directly into Ishida's face and yelled "See, I was right! My plan was NOT stupid, it would have worked just fine! But, no, you had to have it iyour/i way, even though your idea was even more ridiculous than mine!"
Flabbergasted, the others just continued to stare at him, until Ishida, remembering their first encounter with a Menos Grande, simply pushed up his glasses and said "Kurosaki - you are a complete and utter idiot."
"...And my idea wasn't ridiculous at all", he muttered to himself, while turning around and walking away.
Yeah, I don't know where that came from, either. Probably been done before better and funnier, too. Nevermind my incredible (read: not existent) talent in English! Yay me!