From Bunnies to Crotch Invasions
An avatar drabble series
Drabble #1
"Please Katara, you have to help him!" said an elderly voice coming from the circular-shaped grooves on the top part of the phone.
"Oh goodness, is he alright, is he dying, did he eat lobster, cut off his pinkie toe?" Asked a tanned- skinned girl in a frenzied tone, completely loosing her cool and dropping the phone. But come on, what else do you expect when the uncle of your true love calls you saying your boyfriend is in dire trouble. What would you do? Well, the former said girl ran out the door faster than you can say "flying hogmonkeys" and as soon as she stepped across the threshold she flew into her ancient Toyota in order to drive like a lunatic, a.k.a., signal a right turn on a road that had, woods instead of turns, practically slam into three cars, run over speed bumps at such a speed that she hit her head every time she drove over one! After the whole fiasco on the road, she stumbled out of her car (in one piece) and flew up the stairs through a door held open by an awaiting and
anxious uncle. To any of the neighbors that innocently looked out of the window at the time, it seemed like the kind uncle Iroh was hiding a murderer on the run from the police. The girl on the other hand, was jumping around the living room in a kung-fu position, fighting the (imaginary) evil man-eating bunnies that were trying to steal her boyfriends' hot dogs.
"Where is he, huh?"
"Up here" said the uncle grabbing her in the middle of a dramatic jump-kick off the couch and dragging her up the stairs before throwing her into the angsty teens' room who 'hot dog bunny girl' called her boyfriend. She fell down to her knees and slid to him landing in a position where she was hugging him while saying
"Zuko, Zuko, what's wrong fireflake?"
Now the said boy was kneeling on the floor head in hands, shoulders slumped, in front of a TV set. A sniff came before the boy finally answered in a sad tone "Gossip girl ended…. For GOOD!" he yelled throwing his head up while doing so, keeping it up for a second before letting it fall back down and continue the "manly" crying.
"The pairings didn't even end up the way I wanted 'em to!" he mumbled in between sniffles.
"It's okay my little fireflake prince, I won't let the bunnies take your hot dogs" the completely ignorant Katara cooed, still wrapped up in her own little world, completely ignoring what Zuko was saying. Suddenly the boy looked up all signs of angst and sorrow gone and said "You know, I'm hungry, how about a hot dog, you up for one Katara?"
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