THE CHOCOBO STORY.

Disclaimer: I don't own Square Enix or anything else except my ideas. Don't
take them from me.

Once upon a time, there was an evil Chocobo called Bob the Evil, because,
as I have already said, he was evil. He was a Black Chocobo, because Black
is an evil colour. That's how evil he was. So anyway, one day Bob went for
a walk. He walked a long way. Then he got tired, so he sat down and ate a
random person who happened to be walking by.

Bob the Evil eventually came to a village somewhere. He met a Red Mage,
called Red, and a Thief, called Thief. He asked them what they were doing,
and they told him that they were evil. They were so evil, they ate Bob.

The End.