A/N: So I wrote this a very long time ago when I first started writing, and I decided to post it.
When I grow up I want to be a doctor but I can't decide if I want to be a surgeon or an MD. What should my practice be?
Yours truly, Stuck
Dear stuck,
Usually people don't decide until med school what their practice will be. As for your surgical or medical problem, just think, am I patient and good under pressure, or am I good at memorization and people skills, or maybe you have all these quality's and then it just comes down to what you love most.
Sincerely, Dr. John D.
Dear Stuck,
I just went on little Sally's computer to see if the man you're idiotic enough to go to advice for had gotten my patients labs back and I saw his answer to your question and he is WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. All surgeons do is cut people up like ham, except hams are already dead when you start. Now you could help people OR you can slice them open.
Dr. Cox
Dear stuck,
I was just on J.D.'s computer emailing my girl Carla when I saw your question and I gotta tell you, surgery is where it's at. Those med geeks think there so cool with all their stuff but have any of them ever held a human heart!
Good Luck, Dr. Turk
Dear Stuck,
I was on J.D.'s computer to se if he's been emailing other women (he hasn't.) and I came across your email to him. What it really comes down to is could you see yourself being a surgeon? Or maybe you could imagine yourself being an MD.
Lots of love, Dr. Reed
How do you work this thing?
-Sent from the office of Ted Buckland.
Delete.
-Sent from the office of Ted Buckland.
This isn't my computer I didn't mean to send this. It's not actually sent from my office it just says that by default. I just wanted to send something from J.D.'s computer.
-Sent from the office of Ted Buckland.