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My god I really hate stupid windows phones! I have been up all flipping night trying to post this story but it keeps trying to F'up all of my hard work and I have already reposted this one chapter like 5 freaking times! But hopefully I finally got it now.
Ok! Here it is my first ever Christmas story! I wanted to post this last year but because of certain things like the loss of family members money issues and landlord A'holes I didn't have enough time to post it before Christmas so I'm glad I managed to get it done in time this year! Oh and this story is by no means connected to my Kid Possible story although details about the characters are the same. I only based it on my Kid Possible story because I felt that the show Kim Possible didn't have enough characters to work with without being too similar to the original Charles Dickens tale. I wanted this to be somewhat the same but also very different. Also, for the 4 spirits, I will explain them in the Author's Notes in the chapters that they spear in. Yes. There are going to be chapters because this was too long for even me!
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Disclaimer will be at the end of each chapter. That is all enjoy the story.
A Possible Christmas Carol!
Chapter. One: Carolers & Know-It-All Kids.
The holiday vacation castle home of the noble Fiske family stood tall on its hill top near the town of Middleton as some carolers approached it and sang their christmas songs. "Hark the herald angels sing! Glory to the newborn king. Peace on earth and mercy mild. God and sinners reconciled!" They sang as they stood in front of the large castle doors.
Up in his dojo, a man with dark brown hair and dark blue eyes was trying to meditate when he heard the singing. His name is Monty Fiske or better known as Monkey Fist.
Opening his eyes, he glared at the door. "Chim-Chim! Close the dojo door so I can concentrate on my meditation!" He ordered and one of the monkey ninjas saluted him then closed the door. Unfortunately it didn't help because the sound of the singing carolers could still be heard.
"Joyful all ye nations rise. Join the triumph of the skies. With angelic host proclaim. Christ is born in Bethlehem. With angelic host proclaim. Christ is born in Bethlehem!" The carolers sang loud and cheerfully.
Monkey Fist gritted his teeth. Standing up he walked out of the dojo, went over to a window and glared down at them as he opened it. "I say, can you people shut up! I am trying to meditate. You're to loud." He called down then slammed the window shut.
Down below, the people had stopped singing so they could hear him. "Uh… What did he say?" One of the carolers asked. "I think he said sing louder!" Another said completely hearing the monkey man wrong. And just like that, they all started singing again but this time louder. "Mild He lays His glory by. Born that man no more may die. Born to raise the sons of earth. Born to give them second birth." They sang.
Monkey Fist had just gotten to his dojo when they started up again. "Oh for peat sake!" He said angrily then a thought came to him. Grinning evilly he looked at his monkeys. "George and Rafiki, go get a big tub of water and then meet us at the top of the highest tower." He commanded. The two monkeys chartered at him, clearly upset. "Oh, alright fine! Joe and Chim-Chim go help them." He ordered and immediately the monkeys obeyed.
Down below, unaware of what he was planning, the carolers continued to sing. "Veiled in flesh, the Godhead see. Hail the incarnate Deity. Pleased as man with men to dwell. Jesus, our Immanuel. Pleased as man with men to dwell. Jesus, our Immanuel!" They sang.
Monty grinned as he stared down at the foolish carolers. Just then the fore monkeys returned with the water and Monkey Fist looked at them. "Good is ice cold?" He asked. George nodded. "Perfect. Do it." Monty said and grinned as they readied to pour the water.
"Hail the Heaven born Prince of Peace. Hail the Sun of AAAAAAAGGGH!" They screamed as the icy water hit them and they all ran. Monkey Fist and his monkeys laughed evilly as they watched the carolers flee. "Excellent. Now, maybe I can get back to my meditation." He said and went back to his dojo. He sat down and closed his eyes… but unfortunately he found himself unable to concentrate. "Oh rot! I'll just go see how business is fairing." And with that, he got ready, grabbed his coat and a hat then headed out.
About halfway to town he saw a few kids having a snowball fight. "Heads up!" Said a girl with long brown hair that had blonde streaks going down the front. Monkey Fist yelped as a big snowball flew towards him and successfully knocked off his hat. "Oh watch it you bothersome children!" He yelled. The kids all stopped and stared at him. "Sorry sir." Said a kid with a good upper body build and Sandy blonde hair. Monty glared. "Do you know how much this hat costs?" He asked angrily as he picked the hat up. The kids just stared at him. "More than any of your insignificant little minds couldn't even begin to comprehend!" He yelled.
"One million, three thousand, seven hundred, thirteen dollars." Said a boy with dark brown hair and light caramel skin. They all just stared at him in a mixture of shock and confusion. "And ¢twenty-four." The boy added with a smile. "How did you know that?" Monty asked completely dumbfounded. The kid grinned. "Dude your hat still has the price tag on it. You might wanna consider taking that off." The boy responded with a small chuckle as the other kids laughed as well. Monkey Fist glared. "And just who do you think you are making me look foolish!?" The former archeologist asked angrily. The kid blinked. "Oh I'm Nilex Renton and these are my friends Toshlin Mankey, Aden Hall, Stanley Barken and his sister Stacey." Nilex introduced as he gestured to each of his friends. "Oh and I didn't make you look foolish, you did that on your own." He said closing his eyes and crossing his arms. Monty glared. "Now see here I am a member of one of the highest noble families in London a-" He said but was interrupted by the the girl Nilex had identified as Toshlin Mankey.
"Then you can afford to buy a new one." She said pointing to the hat. Monkey Fist growled. "Or you couwb ask Santa to bwing you a new hat." Said the four year old that Nilex had identified as Stacey Barken. "I do not believe in Santa Claus!" Monty said in a mocking tone. The small girls eyes filled up with tears. "Bite your tongue!" Said the boy who Nilex had identified as Stanley Barken. The former noble rolled his eyes. "Bah." He responded as the kids glared at him. "Santa's not gonna bwing you any pwesonts becuz you being soo mean!" Stacey said as she continued to cry. "What!?" Monty said in a fake sorrowful tone. "Well I'll just have to kick his fat jolly butt if he comes down my chimney tonight." He said glaring at the small girl. The kids glared daggers at him. "Com'on guys lets leave Mr. Scrooge alone and go play somewhere else." Tosh said as Stanley picked up his sister and then he along with the other kids nodded and followed her except for the kid that Nilex had identified as Aden Hall.
The boy just stood there staring up at Monkey Fist for a few minutes. "What?" The monkey man asked with a glare. The buy just mimicked the glare. "JERK!" Aden said in a British accent and promptly gave a well deserved hard kick to Monty's shin, causing the man to drop his hat, then ran off after his friends.
Monkey Fist jumped up and down in pain a few times holding the leg that the boy had kicked until he finally recovered and glared at the kids as they ran out of sight. "Little monsters." The monkey obsessed man mumbled then once again picked up his hat and continued on his way.
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Ok there it is the first chapter! ^_^ I hope you liked it! Please review and yes flames are allowed just as long as they make me laugh!
DISCLAIMER:
(My characters.):
Aden Hall, Stanley & Stacey Barken, Nilex Renton, Toshlin Mankey,
I had to do some research on famous simian cartoon characters in order to find names for Monkey Fist's ninja monkeys so here they are and where they're from. I put George first because he's the one mostly used in almost every flipping Monkey Fist fanfic I've ever read!
Curious George.: George.
Speed Racer.: Chim-chim.
Mighty Joe Young.: Joe.
Lion King.: Rafiki.
I remembered all of these characters from my childhood although I don't remember much about Speed Racer especially the fact that there was a monkey on it because was a very small child. I watched Mighty Joe Young with my mom when I was little. And I've never read the Curious George books but even I know who he is!
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