dcotor n clara try 2 save the universe but rly dont
rating: K
pairing: 11 x clara
adventere awaits
DOTCOR was sitting in the tardis n waz reeding a bock with amee's glalseess. Eet was soMmer falls the book that Ami wrote. the book was good. it had all the elments of gud stroy: anstgt, hrror, romance, sci-fi fantasy, and tragdy.
Then calra run in screem "dCtOrtor!" what says dctortor. Cant u see i am reading this. No said crrrlararara. I seed sumthing strange in the tardis its over there.
It was one of the sooffles that clsara made n it was alive like the Appetizer that mr krabs made that one time. Why me said doctor.
Now we save space said clara? No clara we kill dis thing said the dr. WHOO backflipped 5 times in the air away from the thing and got out the snic screwdiver and set it to kill mode. "you're soofle is going to rip a hole in time n destroy the universe!" yelled doctor. okkkk said clara but dis time my suffley lived. u gotta admit it looks edible. "Whatevs said the doctroe we gotta burn this thing fast.
the tardis shoot super hot falmes from floor to burn soolfy, but nstead bruned doc's boetie and racla's laptop case
the sooufle flew off into the universe and concered 12 plantets like stephanie myer's The Host.
"hey doctrrr," clara says. "would u say we saved the universe now?
because that's what we do"
"o clara. ur a little shit n i love u" and then they made out
FIN
Edit: thank 2 all who liked dis fic and no thank you to those who ddin;t. I'll have u know I spent 20 minutes writing this n my IQ decreased 50 points after this! It is very gratifying to see people tell me how bad of a trollfic this was! How dare u! dis was totes real. With names like "dctortor" and "cllllararara" like did you think those were simple typos? Idk lol whatevs #swag #heh