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Set after Confaegion (3x03). Comments and feedback most welcome.

It had been a long day and Bo was in the middle of a hot, hot bath. She closed her eyes, her thoughts drifting to where she and Lauren were going for dinner later, what they were going to do afterwards, and how she was going to rip the clothes off –

"BoBo!"

And now her shower curtains were ripped apart and she was naked in front of her best friend.

"Yo!" Kenzi fired on before Bo had a chance to respond. "Doctah Hotpants says she has to take a raincheck for tonight. Something about having another hot date."

"What?" Bo asked. "She really told you that? Why didn't she call me herself?"

"What am I, Dr Phil? Sort out your own succulationship problems, jeez."

"Oh I will," Bo huffed. "In the meantime, wanna order a pizza?"

"Nope. Have plans. Going now. Seeya." Kenzi walked off as Bo yelled 'who is iiiiiiit' behind her. As she stepped out of the clubhouse, she heard a deep-throat rumbling of a bike and turned her head to the sound. She saw it coming up to her and stepped back, feeling wary.

"Hey babe," the driver said as she took off her helmet and shook her hair loose. "Need a ride?"

"Holy Hotpants!" Kenzi exclaimed, her jaw opened two inches wide. "Since when did you own a wild beast like this? Does BoBo know about your mistress?"

"Hmm," Lauren smiled. "Funny, and no, Bo doesn't."

"Why not? I'm sure this would have fulfilled many, many fanta– "

"She didn't ask," the doctor interrupted in a hurry and handed Kenzi a helmet. "Let's go. Did you tell Bo about tonight?"

"Yup, I said you had to postpone because you had lab stuff, just like you told me to."

It was probably good for Kenzi that all the succubus saw when she got to the door, half-soaked and in a bath robe, was her best friend riding off on a motorcycle, hands in the air.

"First stop, pizza parlor," Kenzi said as she hopped off the bike. "Did you repeat that it's extra-extra cheese and pepperoni?"

"Yes," Lauren replied as she rolled her eyes. "In fact, I was tempted to ask them to forgo the pie and just give us a stick of pepperoni and a wheel of cheese."

"Don't be silly. You need the carbs to absorb all the alcohol, or you're gonna end up waking up half naked and cuddled up with your best friend on the couch," Kenzi said as she held out her hand.

"…No. It's coming out of yours," the doctor deadpanned.

"Oh come on! Please, pretty doctor? You should know that a poor girl like me who lives in a crackshack needs every penny that she can save," Kenzi whined.

"You get to wake up half naked, cuddled up with my girlfriend in said shack. I have no sympathy for you."

Kenzi knew she'd lost and went to collect the pizza, muttering something about it being the last time she saved that ingrate from stupid pigs and how she should have kept the staff so she could whack her stupid hot pants off the stupid hot bike.

Ten minutes later, the bike stopped in front of a liquor store.

"Here's for the drinks," Lauren said as she handed Kenzi a few bills. "Tell me more funny stories about Bo, and I'll reimburse you for the pizza later."

"Boy, you drive a really hard bargain," Kenzi started before a leather-gloved hand reached for the money. "I mean, gotcha, doctah!"

After ten minutes of trying to catch the man's attention behind the counter, Kenzi knew she was being ignored.

"Hello? Someone wants to put money in your pocket," she said. "Wanna get your head out of the paper?"

"We don't serve your kind here," a gruff voice answered. "Now get out before you dirty up my property some more."

Kenzi was shocked. She'd received sneers and insults about being human before, but Bo, Dyson or Hale had always been there to defend her. She reacted in the only way that she knew.

"Oh really? How about you make me, you big fat fae?" she challenged. "Or is your head too filled with ignorance and fat that you can't move?"

The fae snarled and got up, hands raised. "Why you little – "

"What's going on?" The doctor asked as she rushed in, holding her helmet.

"Oh nothing, just some faeneck trash throwing his big fat weight around!" Kenzi yelled to the doctor as she ran and dodged the fae.

Lauren knew what had happened immediately. Grabbing a few bottles of champagne, she yelled for Kenzi to run as she kicked a wine tower display to the floor, blocking the fae's way.

"Hang tight!" she yelled as she handed the bottles to Kenzi, hopped on to the bike and sped off.

Later, when Dyson and Tamsin went to check out the 'crime scene', they would find out that the two humans' laughter was heard three blocks away.