"Ugh", you thought to yourself as you arose from the pile of corpses you had been knocked out in. Wiping the guts off of your sleeve, you stumble around mindlessly, eventually tripping over and landing face first into a rotten brain. You jerk backwards in shock, spitting out the disgusting stuff you had fell into. After finally getting it off, you continue on your way.
"But wait a second... what is my way?" you thought to yourself. The realisation that you did not know where you were going struck you like lightning, terror flashing before your eyes. How could this happen to you? How could you be stuck on this wretched, warring planet?!
While you were busy pacing back and forth, struggling to think of which option to choose, you didn't notice the figure moving in front of you. It was slashing away wildly at floating enemies that were attacking it. And as you lifted your head and saw this scene, all of the puzzle pieces suddenly fitted together. You knew where you were, and you know where you were going. This was Sacred Heaven's Bane, and you were going to find the legendary bloodblade!
You approached the figure quickly, tripping over corpses as you ran towards it. It was still too far away to see who it was, so you did not know that it was a very special person. However, you could neither see the grave danger that they were in. And then you noticed: the pizzas were aggressive!
Your scream came out of your mouth before you even realised it, alerting both the figure and the pizzas. The pizzas obviously did not like the sound of rubbing glass, and they immediately turned on you and attacked! They flew at you, their rough crusts slicing your arms and legs, eviscerating you as you lay there, helpless. You tried to scream, but no sound came out. Accepting your fate, you fell backwards into the pile of corpses, and let yourself be destroyed. You heard fighting and saw the pizzas being cut, but you did not care. You knew it was over, so you gave up and closed your eyes, for what you thought was going to be the final time.
You awoke with a start. Breathing rapidly, you looked around yourself, taking in all of your surroundings. "But how could this be?" you thought to yourself, puzzled at what had happened. And then you looked up. And you knew what had happened. The figure was there, staring at you with through its broken helm. And you never believed in love at first sight... until now.