Ever wonder why the boys never excise a Crossroads' Demon? [Sidebar: why doesn't anyone write their title right either they are Demons of the Crossroads (no such thing as a singular crossroad) which can also be written as Crossroads' Demon, the apostrophe has to go last to denote plurality as well as possession] [Sidebar 2: same thing with a Devils' Traps; it is a trap made to hold devils therefore plural possessive]. This story takes place shortly after the boys meet Crowley, let's say it's a missing scene from their first meeting to get the colt. I also cut and pasted the exorcism from Supernatural Wiki. Latin's not my strong suit. Sue me.
Word Count: 300
As confusing as the demon was being Sam still wanted to send the bastard back to hell. Even if the colt had no bullets the boys could excise him. That would have to do. "Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursion infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica." He started from memory feeling a sick satisfaction that he didn't want to examine closely at the shock on the demon's face. "Ergo draco maledicte et omnis legio diabolica adjuramus te. Cessa decipere humanas creaturas, eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.
"Vade, Satana, inventor et magister omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis. Humiliare sub potenti manu dei, contremisce et effuge, invocato a nobis sancto et terribili nomine, quem inferi tremunt." By this time in the ritual Crowley was on his knees, there was no tell-tale black smoke but Sam wasn't too worried about that. Everything else was still on schedule after all. The demon was practically convulsing after all!
"Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine. Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire
te rogamus, audi nos. Ut inimicos sanctae Ecclesiae humiliare digneris, te rogamus, audi nos.
"Terribilis Deus de sanctuario suo. Deus Israhel ipse truderit virtutem et fortitudinem plebi Suae. Benedictus deus. Gloria patri!" Sam called out the last words as Crowley's host started laughing.
"You can't excise a Crossroads' Demon boys. We have our own bodies. This flesh has never been anyone's but my own." The man stood from his position on the floor. "Did you like my show, luv? The look on your faces.
"Well now that we have that taken care of perhaps we should get back to business? You will be needing some more bullets I presume." Crowley pulled open a drawer but he didn't miss the terrified glances that passed between the brothers.